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Callum: what if I purchased fake fox ears but not in a furry way
Quig: why would you purchase fake fox ears
Callum: because they'd look hot on me.
Wisp: deffo furry
Callum: why would looking hot in fox ears make me a furry
Quig: because you think you look hot
Callum: I am objectively hot
Wisp: I think you mean subjectively
Callum: no
Callum: It is fact that I am hot
Callum: they do not think it they know it
Wisp: In that case I am objectively hotter then you
Callum: You're objectively not
Scott: I am aware that as fact Wisp is more attractive then Callum
Jimmy: ^
Scott: H vouch please
H: no
Scott: so you think Wisp is ugly?
H: I never said that
Scott: but you don't think he looks good
Wisp: Im so offended
Jimmy: Im also offended on your behalf
Wisp: thank you king
H: Wisp is Wisp
Scott: and what is that?
H: wisp.
Quig: He is not wrong.
Oli: Wisp I would like to say that you are indeed objectively better looking then Cal
Oli: However I am hotter then both of you
Wisp: Subjectively
Oli: fair
Oli: In my mind I believe I am hotter then both of you
Scott: we can all dream
Scott: wish I was hotter then Wisp
Wisp: Scott you are hotter then me
Wisp: I would date you
Scott: stop being fruity its making me hopeful
Wisp: so sorry
Scott: actually I changed my mind
Scott: keep being gay
Wisp: okay
Katherine: Callum you should get the fox ears
Katherine: then you and Shrub can match
Shelby: i have mine because im an actual hybrid
Shelby: Im not matching with a loser that needs clip ons
Callum: im so sad
Shelby: cry
Shelby: you're a wannabe that runs around in a goddamn onzie
Shelby: AN ONZIE
Callum: the onzie is cool fuck you
Shelby: do you genuinely think onzies are a fashion statement?
Callum: yes and I stand by it
Scott: im gonna cry
Scott: Callum i am going to burn that fucking onzie and take you shopping
Scott: right now
Callum: please do not actually
Scott: im on my way furry boy
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Fanfictionyour average MCYT highschool AU chatfic. Was meant to be just XLife but I got a little silly and wacky so now there's a shit ton of people that aren't important but still there. There's no story because I dont have the brain energy for that.
