simps.
Mika: what is the best crime?
Oli: tax evasion
Callum: tax evasion is boring
Oli: yes but you can save money that you can spend on other crimes later
Wisp: Oli you are simply incorrect
Wisp: disturbing the peace is the best crime
Wisp: I would know
Scott: you would
Wisp: thank you Scott
Scott: That was not a compliment
Joey: shoplifting is my favorite crime
Joey: im doing it rn
Shelby: joey where did you go
Shelby: you left me at the pretzel stand for crime
Joey: I can get you something if you want
Shelby: are you going to get it legally?
Joey: ...
Shelby: no thank you
Oli: joey can u get me something pls
Joey: no
Oli: but whyyyy
Joey: you arent even here
Joey: come with us next time
Oli: but u said it was cute club shopping day and that i wasnt cute enough
Joey: that sounds like a you problem :/
Oli: going dark
Cleo: Mika all of them are wrong
Cleo: arson is the best crime
Pearl: agreed!
Scott: Double agree !
Mika: I will be taking all these answers into account
Mika: thank you for your time
Jimmy: guys fwhip is bullying me
Quig: what did he do?
Jimmy: he said my haircut looks like a mario kart 8 track
Jimmy: That doesn't even make sense
Quig: what track would it be though
Jimmy: why does it matter
Joel: It would be thwomp ruins
Jimmy: wtf
fWhip: I was referring to mount wario but i like that one too
Jimmy: thats even worse
fWhip: Get a better haircut then??
Jimmy: it was the barbers fault
Lizzie: no it was your fault that you kept moving around while I was trying to cut it
Lizzie: dont put this on me
Jimmy: you're the reason im getting bullied
Quig: ur the reason ur getting bullied
Quig: stop being a loser
fWhip: so true quig
fWhip: i agree
fWhip: jimmy get cooler
Jimmy: HOW????
Quig: get a better haircut
Quig: duh
Jimmy: consider yourselves blocked
Jimmy: all of you
Joel: I will simply go to your house and steal your phone and unblock myself
Jimmy: you live like three hours away from me
Joel: your point is?
Jimmy: why would you go that far just to do that and leave
Joel: to show you that I can
Oli: Joel why have you dm'd me asking me to break into jimmy's house for you?
Joel: oli that was meant to be a private conversation
Joel: this is a massive betrayal of trust
Oli: sorry bossman :(
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simps
Fanfictionyour average MCYT highschool AU chatfic. Was meant to be just XLife but I got a little silly and wacky so now there's a shit ton of people that aren't important but still there. There's no story because I dont have the brain energy for that.
