Emperors!
[fWhip added 2 others to the chat]
Shelby: ??
fWhip: hi
Shelby: hi
Shelby: what is this?
fWhip: you wanna rule a kingdom?
Shelby: not really
fWhip: great
fWhip: you own the mushroom forest now
Shelby: what mushroom forest?
Joey: can i have a kingdom?
fWhip: sure
fWhip: where do you want it?
Joey: jungle :D
fWhip: done
Joel: joey we're neighbors now
Joel: so stay in your lane loser
Joel: if i see u on my property i will accidentally run into u with my car
Joey: wtf
Katherine: joel please dont threaten the new members with violence
Shelby: NEW MEMBERS OF WHAT??
Katherine: empires!
Shelby: i still dont understand
Katherine: you'll get it eventually :)
Shelby: i dont know if i will
Scott: shelby whats ur empire name answer now
Shelby: i dont have one
Scott: well then someone else is choosing for u
Xornoth: can i chose it?
Scott: no
Scott: fuck off
Joey: thats rude :/
Scott: dont care
Scott: someone else choose the name
Pearl: can i? :D
Scott: yeah
Pearl: the undergrove!
Scott: that sounds good
Scott: shelby thats ur empires name
Shelby: i still dont understand what empire ur talking about
Scott: the one fwhip gave u
Scott: duh
Xornoth: ill take it if u dont want it
Scott: no you wont actually
Shelby: but what is my empire
Sausage: its your empire?
Shelby: YOURE HERE TOO???
Shelby: who's next?
Shelby: Gem?
Shelby: wait no
Shelby: dont answer that
Shelby: i know
Gem: hiii shub :DD
Shelby: who else is here then?
Gem: pix, jim, and lizzie are but they arent online rn
Lizzie: IM HERE!!
Lizzie: MY AXOLOTL RAN AWAY
Shelby: since when did you have an axolotl?
Lizzie: i do canonically
Lizzie: theyre my little fish children :)
Joel: i thought they were ur guards
Joel: im not ready to be a fish parent
Joel: can u demote them or something?
Lizzie: theyre my children in spirit
Lizzie: but theyre my gaurds
Shelby: WTF IS GOING ON
Sausage: theyre discussing the oceans royal gaurd
Sausage: get with it shelby
Shelby: BRO
Scott: shelby u might wanna start building up ur empire
Scott: or else xornoths gonna invade it or something
Xornoth: hell yeah
Scott: i fucking hate you
Xornoth: im your brother?
Scott: stop
Scott: erase yourself from the family tree
Xornoth: this will be my villain origin story
Scott: my villain origin story started when you were born bitch
Xornoth: im older than u?
Scott: i was plotting in the womb to enact revenge upon your very existence
Pearl: slay ig
Scott: thank u pearl
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Fanfictionyour average MCYT highschool AU chatfic. Was meant to be just XLife but I got a little silly and wacky so now there's a shit ton of people that aren't important but still there. There's no story because I dont have the brain energy for that.