In a world of superheroes, Izuku Midoryia was born of the 20 percent born "quirkless" shattering his dreams of becoming the next Number 1 hero. Followed by the disappearance of his parents, and constant bullying, Izuku's life just keeps getting wors...
J. Jonah Jameson: "Welcome to The Daily Bugle Morning News, where we tell a city worth of news in just 2 hours. Now today's topic will be covering the vigilante known as Spider-Man. Now in the past I have said multiple times that I am against the act of vigilantism, however the actions of this vigilante in particular, I admit, I support....... TO AN EXTENT THAT IS!!!! He did great saving Midtown High from that villian the "Shocker", and assisted Kamui Woods and Mt. Lady during the giant villian rampage 2 weeks, but he is still breaking the law. Spider-Man, if you are listening then 1) thanks for watching the show or reading the paper, means a lot! 2) I suggest you get out of the way and let the Pros do their job. You have a good heart, but your gonna get yourself killed if you continue to do this! I suggest getting a Pro hero license so you can actually continue what your doing without doing anything illegal. Now onto the interviews brought to you by the lovely Betty Brant."
Betty: "Here I am with Pro heroine Midnight, what are your thoughts on the vigilante known widely as Spider-Man?"
Midnight: "While I don't agree with the way he's doing things, he has good heart and I am proud he decided to use it for good. Also Spidey (tone changes seductively) if your watching this, I'd LOVE to see what's under your mask."
Interview swaps to Eraserhead
Eraserhead: "Why are you following me?"
Betty: "We wanted to know if we could get your opinion on Spider-Man."
Eraserhead: "No comment. (Casually walks away)"
Interview swaps to Endeavor
Endeavor: "SPIDER-MAN!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE, BUT REST ASSURED I WILL FIND YOU, I WILL BREAK YOU, AND THEN I'M GOING TO SEND YOU TO RAVENCROFT WITH THE OTHER LOONITICS!!!!
Shoto: "Do you have to shout everytime you speak?"
Endeavor: "IT'S A NECESSARY EVIL SHOTO!!!!"
Interview swaps to Kamui Woods and Mt. Lady
Kamui: "He hasn't been abusing his power at all ever since he first showed up. He's got my full support."
Mt. Lady: "My opinion is the same with Kamui. We owe you one Spidey!"
Final interview with Hawks
Hawks: "That Spider-Guy? Yeah he's cool in my book. Not really much to say about him though."
Back with Jonah
J. Jonah Jameson: "Is the mustache good? Should I use a different product?"
Jerry (whisper): "Jonah, your back on."
J. Jonah Jameson: "Oh sorry! Anyways wrapping up the Spider-Man side of today's report, a lucky photographer will be paid for each photo of Spider-Man they've taken. Oh and of course, Spidey, New York, have an excellent day."
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Izuku: "What do you think Ochaco? Should I let people snap photos of me?"
Ochaco: "You know what I think?"
Later
Jonah: "Good, good, damn good!"
Izuku stood by with a smile on his face watching Jonah love his photos.
Jonah: "Alright listen up kid, Robbie here will take you to your paycheck, every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday you take photos of Spider-Man, give them to us, and we'll pay you."
Izuku: "Thank you sir!"
Jonah: "Glad to have you with us kid!"
Robbie: "Two-thousand dollars for 2 photos. You get us more photos, we'll get you more cash kid."
Izuku: "That's a lot of money! Thank you guys!"
Robbie: "No problem Mr. Midoriya. Have a good day."
As Izuku leaves the building, he texts all his friends to meet him at the arcade where they'd spend their entire day laughing and having fun.
Intercom: "Thank you for visiting The Daily Bugle! We hope to see you again!"
