Me: "What to do. what to do" I thought as I try to think for what to do until I heard a lot of shouting.
???: "Sir Meaux!" A familiar female voice yell which I look to see the young princess from kuroinu.
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Me: "Yes Prim?" I ask a bit worried.
Prim: "It's Celestine! She is fighting Celestia!" She said shocking me a little until I teleport us to where the shouting are coming from to see both goddesses literally fighting like pro wrestling women in the front entrance.
Me: "What cause this!?" I ask to see many males hiding while the females cheer the two on.
Luna (Anthro): "apparently sister of mine had decided that Celestine isn't worthy of being called the reincarnation goddess and after a bit Celestine slap her which lead to them fighting yet when Issei (Union) try to touch them they both knock him out" she said.
Me: "... Sh*t" I said and look at the fight until I sigh and decide to act.
I walk towards the two ladies fight and summon my keyblade, which have a book keychain and the blade look like a pencil, but once I am close to the fighting I slam my keyblade between the two females causing them to stop. Both females pant and look at me with hate in their eyes.
Celestia: "Mr Meaux you better have a good excuse to interrupt my beat down on this dumb navie brat!" She said.
Celestine: "Me! Being a brat! You are a horse who doesn't understand what I have to do!" She said causing many females, from mlp, to gasp.
Me: eye twitch "Well I'm stopping this because you two are acting like two sl*ts discovering that a d*ck belong to the same guy" I said.
Many females: "Burn" they yell.
Celestine: "Oh like you would know! After all you don't have a girlfriend or a love life and I doubt you have a massive d*ck to please a woman!" she said causing me to freeze while everyone else gasp.
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Me: "..." I walk to the corner and cry as I am ashamed of having a small d*ck. Everyone look at Celestine with disappointment while she glare at me.
Olga: "Oh like you would talk considering your future easily broken by that *sshole Vult" she said.
Celestine: look at her "Why would you defend him? After all he is like the males you hate" she said.
Olga: "Unlike you he ain't those males since he doesn't look at my body with lust and beside you still wear your clothes while most of us females are currently wearing decent clothes" she said.
Celestine: "I am wearing this to show I ain't afraid of being looked at" she said.
Olga: "Then you are a sl*t since wearing almost nothing is basically saying 'i want to be f*cked' which makes sense considering you are a sl*t" she said causing many females to yell burn.
Celestine blush but she immediately got angry and run towards Olga with a look of hate yet she was pinned down by me surprising everyone at how fast I pinned Celestine down.
Me: "Don't even think about it" I said and got up while hold her hands behind her back like a cop do.
Celestine: "Let me go!" She yell but I knocked her out and teleport her to her bed.
Me: "Okay everyone return to what you were doing" I said and teleport to my room to rest.
