Red vs blue Private Sam (on hold)

S1E4 Head Noob in Charge

Church, Tucker, Sam and Caboose are standing next to the tank outside Blue Base.

Church: Yeah I'll let you in on a little secret, I've uh... I've actually got a girl back home.

Sam smiles at that remembering her friend.

Tucker: Oh yeah? Girlfriend or wife?

Church: No, man, she's just my girlfriend, ya know? We were gonna get married, but I got shipped out... ah, you know how it works.

Tucker: Oh, well, you gonna marry her when you get back?

Sam: 'She doesn't want to get married.'

Tucker: What about you Sam? You want get married?

Sam: 'Lets wait and see if this relationship last.'

Church: Which I doubt will, you don't seem like the marriage type Tucker.

Tucker: Just you wait. I'm gonna marry Sam before you marry your girlfriend.

Church: I don't doubt that I won't get married and I seriously doubt you'll settle down.

Tucker: Shut up.

Caboose: I'm not gonna get married. My dad always said, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"

Church: Hey, rookie.. did you just call my girlfriend a cow?

Tucker: No, I think he called her a slut!

Sam winced at that remembering how protective Church was of his girlfriend along with herself for that matter.

Church: I'll tell you what, noob, I could sit out here and listen to you insult my girlfriend all day long, but as it turns out, I got a lot more important job for you to do.

Caboose: Great.

Church: See, we've got this General.

Tucker: Right, the General guy.

Church: ...who likes to come by and make random inspections of bases. So what I'm gonna have you do, is I'm gonna have you go in the base, and stand right next to the flag at attention, just in case he decides to come by.

Sam rolls her eyes at her brothers statement and crosses her arms looking at them.

Caboose: When is he coming by?

Tucker: We never know. Could be today, could be a week from now.

Caboose: You want me to stand at attention for a week?

Church: You know, you don't sound very grateful. This is the most important job at the whole base. You're gonna be right there with the flag.

Caboose: What's so important about the flag?

Church: Oh, come on, don't they teach you guys anything in training?

Caboose: They didn't tell us anything about a flag. Why is it so important?

Church: Because it's the flag, man, you know, it's the f... it's the flag, it's... Tucker, you tell him why the flag is so important.

Tucker: Well... it's... it's complicated. Uh... It's blue, we're blue.

Sam: 'Basically Rookie, it's important because if the other team get it we lose the war............ Which is stupid because why can we lose because of a dumb flag?'