Red vs blue Private Sam (on hold)

S1E19 Last One Out, Hit the Lights

Camera pans up to reveal Grif and Simmons standing atop Red Base. Lopez is visible in the background. Simmons looks at Grif.

Simmons: Hey.

Grif: Yeah?

Simmons: You ever wonder why we're here?

Grif: No. I never, ever, wonder why we're here. Semper Fi, bitch.

Behind them is Church and he possesses Lopez.

Lopez: Keegakergerk!

Hearing this Simmons and Grif turn around.

Simmons: What? What's wrong with Lopez?

Grif looks at Simmons with a 'I don't care' look.

Grif: I don't care.

Simmons looks at Lopez concerned.

Simmons: Hey, Lopez, uh.. you okay, man?

Church inside Lopez looks at them panicked.

Church as Lopez: Aye, muchachos, necesito darles...... un aviso... (Guys, I need to give... you a... warning...)

Church realizes he's speaking Spanish and puts a hand on his mouth in surprise.

Church: ¿Qué? ¿Por qué estoy hablando en español? ¡Yo no puedo hablar español! (What? Why am I speaking Spanish? I don't know Spanish!)

Grif and Simmons look at each before Simmons looks at Lopez-Church confused.

Simmons: Um... Sure...

Church starts waving his arms trying to make them understand him.

Church: ¡No, no, escuchame! ¡La bruja los va a matar! ¡Ella está trabajando en el tanque! (No, listen to me! The mean woman is going to kill you! She is fixing the tank!)

Cut to Tucker overlooking Tex who is still working on the tank.

Tucker: Aw, crap. Caboose, Sam, she's almost done fixing Sheila. I better radio Church and tell him what's going on.

Just as he's about to call church, Caboose looks at him pleading.

Caboose: Oh! Oh! Oh! Tucker, please! Please! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker, please! Tuck-

Tucker sighs and gestures to Caboose.

Tucker: Yes, you can be the one who radios Church.

Caboose: Thanks, man. (turns on radio) Calling Church. Come in, Church. This is your close, personal friend, Private O'Malley.

As he says this Tucker and Sam look at him confused.

Tucker: O'Malley? You said your name was Caboose.

Caboose looks at them confused.

Caboose: I never said that, you guys did!

Tucker: Why didn't you correct us?

Sam: 'Yeah, why didn't you?'

Caboose: Because I didn't want to be difficult. (turns on radio... again) Come in, Private Church. Do you copy? Soldier unit Tex almost has the armor vehicle situation rectified. Okay. We require verification of your... mission...ness. (clears throat) How is your progression?

The radio turns on and Church is in a panic.

Church: (over radio) ¡Caboose! ¡Nadie aquí está escuchando mí! ¡No mas puedo hablar español! (Caboose! No one here is listening to me! I can only speak Spanish for some reason!)