Red vs blue Private Sam (on hold)

S1E17 points of origin

Tex, together with Church, Tucker, Sam and Caboose, is standing outside Blue Base.

Tex: As far as I'm concerned, I'm square with you.

Caboose, Sam and Tucker simultaneously turn to face Church.

Church: I saved you from a life of imprisonment. How the hell are you square with me?

Caboose, Sam and Tucker simultaneously turn to Tex.

Tex: Because I didn't kill you two back at Sidewinder.

Caboose, Sam and Tucker turn back to Church.

Church: You know, I don't really see how not killing somebody is the same thing as doing them a favor.

Caboose, Sam and Tucker turn to Tex.

Tex: Well, if you don't appreciate it, I could just kill you right now.

Church: No, you can't! I'm already dead, bitch! I guess the joke's on you!

Caboose gets upset at them and tries to stop them.

Caboose: Stop it! Stop fighting. Can't you see that you're tearing us apart? WHAT ABOUT US?

Tex looks at them with an eyebrow resided and her arms crossed.

Tex: What about you?

Caboose: We helped you too. And what do we get? Nothing!

Tex thinks about it before hesitating.

Tex: Well yeah, but...

Church interrupts her while crossing his arms.

Church: Yeah, but nothin'. He's got a point.

Tex: I did help them get the flag back.

Tucker: Yeah, but you were paid to do that. We rescued you as a favor. We could have just let you rot in the Red Army prison, it wouldn't have made any difference to us.

Tex looks at him then at Sam before sighing.

Tex: Fine, I'll stay here as long as it takes to help you guys win this thing. As soon as I have, I'm outta here. What do you need me to do?

Tucker shrugs not really knowing what to keep her for

Tucker: I have no idea. If you knew how to fix a tank, I would have you do that.

Tex stares at him for awhile before shrugging nonchalantly.

Tex: ...Okay.

Caboose stares at her in shock and stammers.

Caboose: Wait, you-you know how to fix Sheila? ...I love you.

Cut to Lopez on top of Red base talking to the in Spanish.

Lopez: Entonces le decía "tu no pesas más, yo peso más." Entonces pusimos nuestros cuerpos sobre la escala y determinamos quién tenía el peso más grande. Después de eso me llamé a mi mismo Lopez La Pesado.[Then I would say "you don't weigh more, I weigh more." So we put our bodies on the scale and determined who had the greatest weight. After that I called myself Lopez the Heavy.]

Grif groans in annoyance and looks at Simmons.

Grif: Man. First he doesn't talk at all, and now we can't get him to shut up. What's he saying?

Simmons looks at him confused.

Simmons: What're you asking me for?

Grif: Well, you know, because you're of, uh, a Latino persuasion.