Red vs blue Private Sam (on hold)

S1E8 Don't Ph34r the Reaper

Sheila's turret is pointed at Grif, then it turns to Simmons. Grif glances at Simmons not to move from the tank from his vision.

Grif: Why is it just sitting there?

Simmons crosses his arms and looks at Grif.

Simmons: Just trying to mess with our heads. Let's get back to the Warthog.

Cut to Sheila's HUD. With caboose inside it.

Sheila: This tank is equipped with an auto-fire sequence that can be activated by pressing the auto-fire button.

Caboose looks around in the tank for the button.

Caboose: Auto-fire, auto-fire, here, here! No, wait... okay, that's more a switch than a button...

Sheila: (in the background) This will end the tutorial, and should only be activated if proper safety procedures-

Cut to Simmons and Grif looking at the tank.

Simmons: Okay, you ready? Let's do this on three. One...

Grif: Wait. On three? Or three and then go?

Simmons: On three. It's always faster to go on three.

Grif: Okay, okay. On three.

Cut to Sheila's HUD. Caboose finds the button and presses it.

Caboose: Here! (click)

Sheila: Tutorial deactivated. Auto-fire sequence activated.

Cut to Simmons.

Simmons: Ready?

Cut to Sheila's HUD.

Sheila: Acquiring target.

Cut to Church, Sam and Tucker.

Church: I'm going for the jeep. Cover me.

Church leaves as Sam gets ready to cover him but gets nervous that she might lose her brother when she felt Tucker grab her hand and gives a comforting squeeze making her feel better.

Cut to Simmons and Grif. Grif is backing away.

Simmons: One...

Grif turns around and starts running away. The view cuts to Sheila's HUD, her crosshair following Grif.

Sheila: Target acquired.

Cut to Grif running and panting hard like he was already out of breathe.

Grif: (panting heavily) Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit...

Cut to Simmons.

Simmons: Two...

Cut to Sheila's HUD locking onto Grif.

Sheila: Target locked.

Cut to Church running toward the Warthog. He's panting loudly.

Cut to Simmons.

Simmons: Three! (turns around and sees Grif running away) Oh, you back-stabbing shithead!

Sheila: Firing main cannon.

Sheila fires and blows up the Warthog right in front of Grif.

Cut to Simmons.

Simmons: (crouches next to Sheila) Son of a bitch!

Cut to Grif.