Red vs blue Private Sam (on hold)

S1E16 A Slightly Crueler Cruller

Donut stands on top of Red Base in pink armor with a grin.

Donut: Dude, this is sweet! Command was so happy that I got the Blue flag, they gave me my own color armor!

Grif and Simmons look at each other then back at donut.

Grif: Uh... hey, Donut?

Donut looks at him confused.

Donut: What?

Simmons: Um, about your armor...

Donut: What about it?

Simmons: How do I put this... Your armor is, um... It's a little, um... Grif, uh, you wanna help me out here?

Simmons looks at Grif while he looks at donut.

Grif: It's pink. Your armor is frickin' pink!

Simmons snaps his fingers and points to Grif looking back at donut.

Simmons: Yeah, that's it. Pink.

Donut gets offended and looks at them surprised.

Donut: Pink? My armor's not pink!

Grif glared at him annoyed.

Grif: PINK.

Simmons nods in agreement.

Simmons: Yeah, definitely pink.

Donut: You guys are color-blind. Why would they give me pink armor?

Grif shakes his head and crosses his arms.

Grif: Hey, don't ask, don't tell.

Grif starts laughing as Simmons looks at him annoyed.

Simmons: (over Grif's laughter) Heh, that's not funny.

Grif: (laughs a little more) It's a little funny.

Grif shoots him a grin while donut rolls his eyes and crosses his arms.

Donut: Look at it, it's not pink. It's like, uh.. a "lightish red".

Grif: Guess what? They already have a color for lightish red. You know what it's called? Pink.

Donut pouts.

Donut: I hate you guys.

Sarge: (running up the ramp with Lopez in tow) Well hello, dirtbags. ...and a fine hello to you, madam.

Sarge looked at donut nodding at him as he looked at him annoyed.

Donut: It's LIGHT red.

Sarge: Don't get your panties in a wad there, Barbie. Do you have a package for me?

Donut: Yes sir.

Sarge: Excellent.

Donut: (holding up a mechanical unit) They said this speech unit should work with Lopez.

Grif looks at them confused.

Grif: Speech unit?

Donut: (handing the unit over to Sarge) Here you go.

Sarge: Affirmative. Command was fresh out of speech modules when I started building Lopez, but once I get this baby installed, I'll finally have someone intelligent to talk to. ...No offense, Simmons.

Sarge looks at Simmons who shakes his head.

Simmons: Oh, don't worry, I know who you meant, sir.