"Alright, are you ready Adam?" James swings his camera around to point it at Adam.
Adam sticks his thumbs up and nods.
"Awesome. So I'm here with SomeThingElseYT," I move next to Adam and switch my camera to selfie mode. "We're here in my bedroom."
I look behind me at my bed the back to the camera as I bite my lip.
"We weren't doing anything..."
Adam laughs and fiddles with his rubix cube.
"Now today, my dear friends, is Valentines day. And Adam and I--" I gesture between us. "--Are single and lonely. SO! We will be going on an epic homie adventure date!"
Adam nods along.
"I'm gonna be buying this handsome fucker some ice cream and he's gonna enjoy it goddamnit," Adam says.
"And we have each other Valentines day gifts and we're gonna go to a fancy restaurant and-- and-- yeah!" I grin. "A lovely fake relationship for our Valentines Day."
"Mhm!" Adam nods. "Now lets get the romancing started."
Adam boops my nose with a smug grin.
"Ohhhh this guy," I laugh.
---
"First stop! Romantic stroll in the park," I hold my hand up and look at Adam.
He immediately picks up on my cue and he takes my hand in his.
"Now," Adam starts. "If we're gonna be a fake couple today we need to figure out some details."
I glance at Adam and laugh.
"What details?"
"Like... Who's top and who's bottom?"
"ADAM!!" I burst and laugh.
"LISTEN!! LISTEN!! IM A TOP BUNK KINDA GUY I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS'LL WORK OUT OR IF WE'LL BE ARGUING OVER THE TOP BUNK!!"
"Oh my God, you're awful," I chuckle. "You know that can't go in the video right? I'm a family-friendly channel shithead."
"Oh, my bad Odd Fuck," Adam shoots back.
"Wow, you aren't a very loving partner," I roll my eyes. "I might have to break up with you."
"No, Jameson!!! But I love you!!" Adam cries dramatically.
"Ah, alright. I'll forgive you this time," James giggles. "Oh, hey. There's an ice cream truck there! Let's get ice cream now."
"Sounds good, babe," Adam teases.
"Ew," James drops Adam's hand. "If we're gonna do pet names today, at least come up with something better than 'babe.'"
"What?? Okay fine. How about... Baby boy? Hm? Are you my baby boy?" Adam smirks.
James finds his face flushing as he looks at Adam.
"I hate it," he mumbles. "But at least it's more original."
"Alright, then. What flavour would you like baby boy?" Adam asks as they reach the ice cream truck.
He holds James' hand again and grabs his wallet from his pocket.
"Hmm... Maybe vanilla."
"Boring but okay," Adam says, turning to the person behind the counter. "A cone with two scoops. Vanilla and chocolate please."
Their cone is served and they take it and sit down.
"Hey, I know we're doing romantic stuff today but we could've just gotten a cone each."
"Yeah, I guess," Adam takes the cone from James, turning it and looking at the ice cream. "I prefer this."
He locks eyes with James as he purposely licked where James licked.
"Oh my God, Adam!! Ew!!" James laughs.
Adam just smiles smugly and licks at the ice cream again.
"Are you trying to fluster me?" James cross his arms and giggles.
"Maybe. Is it working?"
James scans Adams face with wide eyes as his face heats up.
"Um, of course not," James stutters. "Hand me the ice cream."
James takes the ice cream and more subtly than Adam, licks in similar spots.
After finishing their ice creams
they disspeared into the void that is my unfinished writing 👍
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scrapped jadam oneshots :')
FanfictionYou know what? New book of all the oneshots I wanna scrap but also thought were decent ideas. I just have a bunch of stuff I got halfway into, left for months and when I wanna come back to them I'm put off by how bad my old writing is. But I figure...
