scrapped jadam oneshots :')

Million dollars in donations [bad one]

This is horrible. Just- I- aH

Idea
If we reach a million dollars in donations, Adam and I will kiss at the end of the stream. No click bait. An actual kiss.

(Using beyond blue cause im in Australia and thats the organisation I know best. So ye)

"I-Is it? Are we live?" I watch the live chat while James greets everyone, "Yeah I think we are. Hey everyone!! How's your day going?" James leans towards me a bit to see the live chat. My heart immediately beats faster. "Okay cool... So I'm here with Adam from SomeThingElseYT." He turns and smiles at me, "Wanna say hi?" I turn to the camera and wave, "Sup."

James giggles (adorably might I add) and turns back to the camera. "Alright. So I'm sure you all know what we're doing but in case you don't we're raising money for Beyond Blue." As James explains I nod my head and fidget with the edge of my shirt.

"We've got some goals for the money we raise and some cool stuff going on when we get to those goals." James pulls up a list on the screen and goes through it, "Five thousand we'll do some live Tetris games that you guys can join. Ten thousand dollars we'll show you some of our videos that will be upload soon. Twenty-five thousand we'll give away a switch with the new Animal Crossing game. Fifty thousand Adam's gonna give you a sneak peak of a song he's writing. Uh... If we can get to a hundred-thousand, that'd be amazing first off. But we'll read some of our fanfiction. People request for us to do that a lot so... yeah you'll get it if we can get to that goal."

I decide I haven't talked in awhile so I speak up, "We'll be streaming for awhile too so we should have heaps of time to raise this money." James agrees, "Yeah, we wanna stream for... I dunno, five hours? Maybe more. It's still pretty early so we'll stream as long as we can."

"So the charity we're raising money for, Beyond Blue, provides information about mental illnesses, such as anxiety and depression and supports people with those illnesses. In such a crazy time like now some people might be feeling like this for the first time so I urge all of you to seek help when you need it." James turns to me, "Do you have anything to add?" I stare at him for a moment before replying, "No, you said it perfectly. I mean you do everything perfectly." I look back to the chat and change the subject before James can comment on what I said, "Anyway! Let's move on shall we?"

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"OH MY GOSH JAMES STOP TARGETING ME!" James laughs, "What? It's not like the computers are a challenge. I need to take you down to come first." We both laugh as James crosses the finish line, coming first again. We've gotten past most of the donation goals really quickly and I'm getting worried as we get closer to fifty thousand. "Okay, I reckon that's enough Mario Kart. Let's check the... donationsss." James opens a new window and brings up a page of live donations.

My eyes widen. "We got a hundred-thousand??" James turns to me, beaming, "Dude, look!!" I nod, "Yeah I can see!" "We've barely started!"

His excitement doesn't calm down for another five minutes. "Wait what did I say we have to do for this goal?" I shrug, even though I know perfectly well what he said. "Oh right the fanfiction. Alright. Let's slide on over to Wattpad..." James opens a new tab and starts typing 'wattpad'. As he's doing so, I notice google showing history from the website. Okay that's kinda weird...

Once the website loads, I notice it on a home screen, welcoming the user. "James, do you have an account??" James looks a little nervous for a split second before replying, "O-oh yeah. I got one just incase we reached this goal so I could bookmark some. To save time y'know." I hum. That makes sense I guess... I mean I don't know why it's such a big deal anyway. I have an account.

I tune back in to James about to click read on a story I immediately recognise. "Jameson no! Don't choose that one!" James turns to me confused, "What? Why?" "Uhhh- I just... I don't think that's um... I think maybe... that one has a cool cover!" I quickly point to a different book. James looks at me skeptically before clicking on the one I pointed at.

I breath a sigh of relief. Not to say I read fan-fiction of us but uh... I read fan-fiction of us and I know which ones are a little... uh weird I suppose.

"Okay, should we take turns reading? Or should I read it?"

The second I see the number, my heart beats out of my chest.

"Ay! We got to fifty thousand!" James smiles at the screen while my nerves shoot through the roof. "I actually haven't heard Adams new song so I'm excited to hear it." I swallow sharply and excuse myself to grab my guitar and notebook.

Once I make it to my room I sit down on my bed. Taking a deep breath a stand back up, grab my guitar and shakily head back to where James is.

"There he is! Ready to play?" I force myself to nod and sit down. I glance at James, who's giving me a reassuring smile. I really hope this goes well...

"It's uh... It's not that good so... Yeah- I-I'll just... yeah." I gently pluck at the strings and close my eyes as the melody echos through the house.

"Am I allowed to look at him like that?

Could it be wrong

When he's just so nice to look at?

And he smells like lemongrass and sleep

He tastes like apple juice and peach

Oh, you would find him in a Polaroid picture

And he...

Means everything to me

Oh, oh

I'd never tell

No, I'd never say a word

And oh, it aches

But it feels oddly good to hurt

And he smells like lemongrass and sleep

He tastes like apple juice and peach

Oh, you would find him in a Polaroid picture

And he...

Means everything to me

Oh-oh (ooh, ooh), ooh-oh

Oh-oh (ooh, ooh), ooh-oh

And I'll be okay

Admiring from afar

'Cause even when he's next to me

We could not be more far apart

And he tastes like birthday cake and story time and fall

But to him

I taste of nothing at all

And he smells like lemongrass and sleep

He tastes like apple juice and peach

Oh, you would find him in a Polaroid picture

And he...

Means everything to me

Yes, he means everything to me

He means everything to me"

I let the last note ring out before carefully looking to James. "Adam, that was beautiful," he grins with watery eyes.

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I hate it. No flow. Disgraceful. *spits*
Oh god-