The train is riggeding
Badum badum badum!!
The bad guys were so bad that they were wearing bad guy clothes... and also stupid hats and eye patches for the added ugly points.
And there were even bad women!!
Everything was happening currently in the boarding train... but fear not. The Fastest Hand in the West is here!!!
That was what happened when a cool man finally came to the scene, he's so cool... very cool... The coolest even!!
"What you're looking for is not here, Sheriff" One of the bad guys said, he was so bad that he look ugly also
"I'm here to rescue the princess, now hand her over!" Sheriff Wayne said in a very cool way
"Ahuh, you and what army!?"
"Well... I brought my dinosaur who does karate!!"
A big dinosaur came in front while impressing everyone with his karate skills
"That is indeed awesome, but we have a force field dog!!"
A small doggie appeared just beside the bad guys but he had cool force field shield also!! But not as cool as a dinosaur who does karate!!
"Now give it up, Sheriff Wayne!!"
"Hah, a true hero never gives up, bad guy"
Sheriff Wayne then pulled out his gun and shot the corner screws of the train, leaving him scrambling to the floor with a big ouchie
"Now where is the princess?"
Just ahead are group of bad women holding her captive, they were carrying swords and shields. The Princess looked at her with her worrisome eyes
"Save me, Sheriff!"
"Fear not, Princess!!" Sheriff Wayne said as he pulls out his sword "Sheriff Wayne is here to save the day!!"
And Sheriff took care of the bad girls. He hit them with a POW and an AWOW
He kicked their sorry butts!!!
And now the princess is safe..
"Oh my, how could I ever thank you Mr..."
"Wayne, Sheriff Wayne."
"Sheriff Wayne... You're my hero!!"
And then they smooched, a very nice smoochey smoochey in the face
The End
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The moonlight above shone through the busy streets of Gotham as the sirens from the police cars echoed throughout. Diana, who was awfully silent, couldn't help but gaze at her partner who wasn't like himself tonight
Mostly, he would be composed and flawless, not even making a mere mistake throughout. But in this certain night, he sure was clumsy and even reckless at times
Something was bothering him.
"B-Bruce..."
"What did I say about using names in uniforms?" He retorted quickly
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