Flake was sweeping the vampire mansion in his sexy maid outfit that Paul made him when he beat him with a hammer. Flake sighed and said unto himself, "It would be such a shame if a man with a ugly haircut and is shorter than me would suck my penis this evening." Roachard came into room and screamed because Flake is a deplorable and gut-churning creature of the hell. Rumor has it that bigfoot saw flake and ran and that's why no one has found him, he is hiding frome flake after flake bit him and gave him the shingles.
Richard slapped flakes bones and moaned, "Skinny sexy ugly boy, i am not going to fuck you today." Flake only sighed and said, "I do not want your roach cock in mouth. I want Paul to lick my balls."
Roachardito becamed the very angry roach because Paul was his boyfriend so he began to stab flake with the point of a shovel and then hit him with an ice pick like Stalin did to Trotsky because Flake is skinny.
Then Paul walked in and screamed and sharted and came his own pants in fear...
