His Queen ✔️

I Aint Working With Toga Boy

The jackals brake the gate for us after Ahk and I quickly change into our clothes, Ahk is wearing his typical Deshret (crown), wesekh (collar) his cloth belt, shendyt (kilt) and his cape. I wear my kalasiris (straight dress) and decided against my wig, because that thing is way to itchy from what I remember
"Thanks guys. Don't worry I'll watch out for them" Larry says to our jackals as we run to a balcony. We look down to see what a mess the place is then some screaming from the other side of the room
"What is that?"Ahk asks
"Huns" Larry says irritated "I gotta deal with this guy" the Huns run over to us screaming, Larry running towards them also screaming while Ahk, Nick and I follow. The Huns start speaking their native language while Larry speaks... well made up
"Pardon me Larry. I speak Hun" Ahk says then starts to converse with the Huns "he says that he wants to rip you apart"
"All right again with the ripping. Listen I understand. I get it I do. Ripping, you want to rip things. I think maybe that's because somebody ripped you a long time ago. In here" Larry points to his chest "did somebody rip little baby Attila a long time ago right here. They ripped something out didn't they? they ripped love right out of you didn't they? little baby all alone in a tent" I look at Ahk confused, Ahk shrugs his shoulders "whose daddy went off to pillage some town or go and plunder somewhere just doing his job. But who was left alone?" Attila looks like he's about to cry "you" this makes Attila break. He hugs Larry who pretends to sing in Hun. He then points at someone else saying they're next
"Larry Daley" Attila starts speaking Hun and they push each other playfully

"Alright I need everyone to listen up" Larry shouts as he walks over to the balcony, but it's so loud no one can hear "guys come on!"
"Quite!" a loud noise travels through the museum making everyone stop "my dum dum want to speak"
"Thank you"
"What is that?" I ask looking at the large... thing that just shouted
"An Easter Island Head" Nicky states but I'm still confused
"This here's King Ahkmenrah and his wife Queen Amunet. Ahkmenrah's tablet is what brings you to life every night. And those old night watchmen? they stole it. Now we need to find those guards and get the tablet back and we need to do it before morning. Civil war guys, head over to the planetarium wing" the civil war people salut. Larry points at a bronze man "my explorer friend whose name escapes me"
"It's Columbus" Nicky tells his father
"Right, Columbus! right I'm sorry. There's no name plate so..." I clear my throat telling Larry to get to the point "Columbus take the Neanderthals and do a sweep from intervertebrates all the way around through reptiles. Jed and Octavius their vans parked out back. Go and take care of it"
"No no sir. I ain't working with toga boy" Jed shouts, which sounds more like a whisper
"Romans work alone" Jed does something to Octavius
"Ow"
"That didn't hurt dont be a baby"
"Yes it did"
"Come on" Octavius then does something back to Jed. I sigh rubbing my hand over my head
"That was much harder"
"Guys come on!" Larry shouts "Jed, Octavius. Take away the fact that you were born 2000 years apart, you guys aren't that different. Your both great leaders. You just want what best for your people right?" the Roman and cowboy agree "civil war dudes. You guys are brothers for Gods sake, you gotta stop fighting. North wins. Slavery's bad, sorry. Don't want to burst your bubble, but south, you guys get...Allman Brothers and NASCAR so just chill"
"What's he on about" I ask again, Ahk shrugs
"Look, without that tablet, all of this, this whole coming to life at night thing it all goes away.Now, I don't want to let that happen... but I need your help. We can get this done, but we gotta do it together. So who's with me?" there's murmurs of agreement. Larry asks again and this time there's shouts of agreement "all right! Let's do this, people! And animals. And weird, faceless puppet creatures. Come on! Let's go! Let's do it!"