His Queen ✔️

Lost In What?

We carry on running when Larry ends up kissing a woman and I just hide behind a guy. We then jump out of the painting and turn it around so Kahmunrahs men can't get through
"That actually worked" I say amazed
"What's next?" Amelia asks
"Look, nothing personal, but I'm kind of
in the middle of something here that's not really your fight"
"It's because I'm a woman, isn't it?"
"No, it's not. My raised-from-the-dead evil brother in law is trying to kill me, again, and anyone near us to get to my husbands tablet so that he can rule the world"
"Look if it weren't for me, you'd still be
lost in that monochromatic mayhem"
"Lost in what?" Larry asks confused
"Black and white photo, you boob" I can't help but laugh at Amelias insult "now listen, and listen good. I can help you. I want to help you, and not because I like you, which so far I don't, but because I smell adventure, and, damn it, I want in"
"Okay. Don't blame me if something happens to you" we carry on walking through the museum.

"We'll get you back down to your chums, Mr. Daley and, Queen Amunet. You won't get lost following Amelia Earhart"
"Quick, get down" we hide behind a fountain
"Well, well, Mr. Daley, I quite like the way you're holding me" Amelia says not at all being quiet
"I'm still here" I whisper
"No. Sorry, I wasn't trying to..." Larry moves his hand from Amelia's back "Oh, please, stop beating your gums, Mr. Daley. You haven't been able to take your cheaters off my chassis since the moment we met" again not being quiet
"I literally didn't understand one word of that"
"Neither did I" I sigh
"Is it just me or is there music in the air?" I look up and see 3 babies flying
"You! Little flying angel things! Quiet!" Larry whisper yells
"They're cupids, Mr. Daley. Gods of love"
"Great. Gods of love, would you shut up?
please shut up. We're trying to hide" the Cupid's continue to sing
"All right, come on. Let's go"

We run from the fountain but we get trapped by men holding guns
"So, the little tiny man who could not be a smaller or shorter mouse runs into the claws of the giant cat!"
"You're really hung up on the height, aren't you?"
"No, it's not about height, see..."
"Yes, you are. You're saying I'm a little mouse, you're a giant cat"
"I am the giant cat"
"No offense, I just..."
"I'm sorry. Who are you?" I ask looking at the man
"I am Napoleon"
"There's a complex named after you. You're famous for being little, and it's true. Look"
"Oh, you naive American man-boy"
"Look. Neither of us are gonna be jamming anytime soon, right? so it's not like we should... It's not even an issue" I literally have no idea what's going on right now. I look at Amelia and she shrugs "It's not about height or something else. It's a plan. It's a brilliant plan"
"I've never been more confused to what's going on right now" Napoleon walks over to me
"It doesn't matter. Now, if your boyfriend
would kindly come with me..."
"I'm not her boyfriend"
"I'm married to Pharaoh Ahkmenrah fourth king of the fourth kings"
"Ahhh so your the one the man with a lisp keeps going on about. He stole her from me, she should have been mine, we should have ruled side by side, but he had it all, the girl the thrown and bla bla bla bla ugh on and on about you. So are you two together then?" Napoleon and Larry end up arguing over how he and Amelia are not boyfriend and girlfriend. This goes on for a while until Larry and I are forced to go with Napoleon and his men, most likely back to Kahmunrah..... yay- note the sarcasm.