The morning in Appalachia dawned warm and bright. Only a single girl was seen making her way through the forest. She was dirty from hunting and had come home empty handed. Her name was Katpiss.
She lived with her silly little family in her silly little town called District Hellve. She made out with the local whore named Jail~a fitting name since he'd been incarcerated thrice. She decided that she had enough of the whore boyfriend and wanted some fresh meat. Puta. After all, it was the week of the Funger Games and she could be sent to die. She might as well go out with a bang [literally] and whore out a little.
When she met Puta, he was a mere baker who let his dog eat his ass. He decided to spare some bread for Katpiss because it was too phallic-shaped and she looked hungry.
Katpiss made her way to the bakery and instantly dropped her disgusting panties. Her panties were holding in her overgrown bush that smelled of onions and shit and was the color of coal that her father died mining.
When he saw that nasty jungle he sprung into action. "No longer do I need the dog to eat my ass," he thought to himself. Katpiss will do.
"Puta!" Katpiss yelled.
"Katpiss! My baguette yearns for the area your panties once were," Puta retorted.
"Come on down here then and bring a weed wacker," Katpiss said as she gestured to her underwhelming undercarriage.
"I can smell it from right here, mmm that sweet sweet smell. Reminiscent of cookies."
"Wait Puta. We need to go to the soaking ceremony. It's time."
"Love soaking just like the Mormons :)"
"Yes, indeed. Praise the Lord! Let's just hope we're not chosen!"
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The Funger Games
FanfictionCOMEDY!! A comedic smut that is based upon the Hunger Games. All the favorite characters and storyline are there, with a little extra spice. Enjoy! - there is a lot of comedic poop jokes reader beware - a collaborative piece by H and W! ❤️
