The Funger Games

Chapter 13

High above the Appalachian Mountains of District Hellve, Puta, Katpiss, and Cumtoe enjoyed the luxuries bestowed upon any victor of the Funger Games. The throuple awoke in their beautiful home located in Winner's Whereabouts.

Katpiss looked toward Cumtoe and Puta with all the love in her heart. Just as they all started to get a little frisky, Dimhoes walked in.

"Ew what the actual fuck is wrong with you guys. This is absolutely disgusting," she screamed, running out of the room. "I wish you didn't volunteer for me and I had died in the Games!"

Puta and Cumtoe looked very upset at Katpiss. After all, they had no clothes on. Katpiss reassured them that this bountiful lifestyle was not for everyone. She did not care what others thought about them.

"Come here babies." Cumtoe grabbed them both up in his thick, strong arms. He started rubbing the small of their backs. "I love you both so much."

They all started kissing in a disgusting and slobbery way to make sure they were all kissing each other at the same time. Then the throuple proceeded to Eiffel Tower Katpiss. Dimhoes walked in and placed breakfast at the foot of the bed nonchalantly. This was normal to her, so she was unaffected by the gross performance and the smell that emanated from it.

After the three had all exhausted themselves, they decided to eat the delicious breakfast that Dimhoes had prepared. It was oranges, bread with jam, and bacon from the pig that Katpiss had shot the previous day.

Breakfast wrapped up quickly and Puta had the bright idea to visit Haybitch. Haybitch lived next door so they went over to his home to pay respects often. However, the way that Haybitch wanted them to pay their respects was...odd to say the least.

In the middle of a steamy sesh with Haybitch, Effme barged through the door. She bounded back in shock at the sight of the four together before yanking off her Capitol attire. "Oh my goodness! All this fun without me????" Effme yelled at all four of them. Effme joined in for a quickie before getting back to business.

"It's time for the Victory Tour!" Effme remarked, fixing her wig. "It's been two months since the big win and everyone wants to see the star-crossed throuple."

"The tour is happening so soon? What about our wedding," the star-crossed lovers cried.

"Well, you'll still be able to have it but President Hoe requested it be at the Capitol. Don't worry, it will be a grand affair with no expense withheld!"

"Alright," Katpiss said halfheartedly. She had been hoping to keep the wedding low key. Her life being out on blast during the Games was detrimental to her mental health.

"Well, let's go! We have a train to catch!"

The train snaked through Panem's countryside and made a stop at each of the districts. Speeches were prearranged and the whole affair ran mostly smoothly. Only in district eleven and three were big stinks made. District eleven, former home of PU, cried out to the victors in solidarity. They were dumbfounded the games still existed and that they had lost their dear PU in such a horrific manner.

On the train, the atmosphere was tense. "You three have raised a lot of hell," Haybitch remarked. "President Ho is not happy there were three victors. It was an act of rebellion against the Capitol and the Capitol didn't squash it. They've left themselves looking weak and many districts feel empowered to overthrow the Capitol."

Effme gasped in exasperation, "Unfortunately, it's true. Katpiss your stunt really set a fire off in people."

Katpiss was speechless before she regained her composure. "I DID WHAT I DID TO SURVIVE AND KEEP THE PEOPLE I LOVE ALIVE. FUCK YOU EFFME. YOURE BEING A BITCH!"

"Well, you better not act like this at your wedding tomorrow. You need to act like you're in love. What you did in the Games was simply a crazy action you took in hysterics. You couldn't stand to possibly live without your men," Effme hissed.

Katpiss stormed out of the carriage and Puta followed