Nine weeks had passed since Katniss found out she was pregnant and today marked a special doctor's visit.
These babies were bonafide celebrities across Panem so no expense was spared. Only the best doctors and treatments were at her disposal. Only the best for the legendary victor.
The hospital in District Hellve was a simple building, consisting of only a few drab rooms. Above Katpiss's hospital bed, a fluorescent light flickered in and out. She counted the holes on the ceiling tiles before Hellve's doctor walked in.
"Katpiss?" the doctor asked inquisitively, "What can I do for you?"
"I want a paternity test," Katpiss said matter-of-factly. "Cumtoe and Puta did me at once and I want to know whose children I'm carrying. I—it has been bothering me."
"Hmm, well you need their saliva," the doctor crowed
Katpiss laughed and reached into her purse. She withdrew two neatly labeled specimen cubs and pushed them towards the physician. The doctor raised her eyebrows and began to speak before Katpiss interrupted.
"I whipped out my cooch while they were sleeping and the stench alone made them salivate. From there, I just collected the spit and put it in those cups."
"That'll do it," the doctor laughed, grabbing the cups. "I'll just get some blood from you and we'll be able to tell!"
Blood was drawn and thirty minutes passed before the doctor came back in. She signed and stared at Katpiss in shock before uttering a few words. "The pregnancy...you have heteropaternal superfecundation"
"English, doctor!" Katpiss laughed in nervous excitement.
"Each fetus is from a different father Katpiss. Your twins have two different fathers."
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The Funger Games
FanfictionCOMEDY!! A comedic smut that is based upon the Hunger Games. All the favorite characters and storyline are there, with a little extra spice. Enjoy! - there is a lot of comedic poop jokes reader beware - a collaborative piece by H and W! ❤️
