The Funger Games

Chapter 10

Katpiss grabbed a survival pack before making her way into the woods. She flew over the forest floor before falling down a steep embankment. At the bottom, PU from district eleven stood in disapproval.

"The gamemakers think highly of you but you can't even walk clumsy bitch," PU scowled.

"You're not supposed to say that PU, you're 12!"

"Stfu piss-whore, I can do what I want. Everyone loves you so let's be alles."

"What's in it for me?"

PU shrugged, but before she could say anything, the Careers could be seen approaching their location. PU ran to climb a tree and Katpiss followed. Working in the orchards of eleven, PU had garnered a lot of tree climbing experience. In just a matter of seconds, PU had made her way to the top of a girthy oak.

To Katpiss's surprise, she sighted Puta. "What is he doing with Cumtoe and the other careers? He can't fight," she remarked.

"You knew where she was," Cumtoe screeched excitedly to Puta "come here and give me that fatty of yours! Show me your cake!"

Puta complied without question and Cumtoe stuck his face between Puta's cheeks. If there was one thing to know about Puta, he was a slut for getting his ass eaten. For goodness sakes, he let his dog do it.

Although Katpiss had ditched her whore-tendencies, something stirred inside Katpiss. Jealousy. A love for Puta. She'd be lying if she said she didn't have feelings for Puta. Since the soaking ceremony, Puta had been a shoulder to cry on. He was the only other person who could really relate to her. A tear streamed down her face before Rue kicked her in the head.

"We need to act fast," Rue whispered, her head tilted upwards towards a far off branch. "There's a fly nest over there and if it's one thing those flies love, it's shit."

PU dropped her pants but Katpiss stopped her. "You're going to shit on them?" Katpiss cried.

"Yes dumb whore. The flies will feel threatened by the Careers for hanging by some shit and they'll poison them. It's our only way out of this tree!"

Katpiss pulled down her pants and the pair began shitting. The deuces fell to the floor with a satisfying thud. Before the Careers could comprehend, flies emanated from the tree branch and attacked the vicious pack. Puta, Cumtoe, and Glimmer ran away into the distance. Glamour wasn't as lucky. Glamor writhed in pain, dropping a bow and smearing herself in shit. In a matter of minutes, the cannon fired to indicate her death and the flies moved back to their nest.

Puta doubled back and called out to Katpiss. "Katpiss, run! Cumtoe wants to kill you! He—he's jealous of our love!" Katpiss didn't know what to think. Maybe Puta's loyalty did lie with her. Maybe Puta was staying with Cumtoe to stay alive? Maybe Puta was in love with both Cumtoe and Katpiss.

Puta ran towards Cumtoe again and Katpiss made her way down the oak. Katpiss applauded PU's genius and collected Glamour's bow and arrows. They both used Glamour's jacket to wipe their asses before leaving the area. If Puta was right, Cumtoe was out for blood.