The Funger Games

Chapter 2

Katpiss and Puta made their way to the soaking ceremony in contempt. The two separated and prepared for Effme to read off the boy and girl who would participate in the Funger Games~a ceremony where kids would kill each to appease the Capitol for who knows what. It was something President Hoe liked to do every year.

Effme was standing in front of the townspeople all awaiting for the commencement of the ceremony. She reached into the girls bowl first because ladies first amiright.

"DimHoes Everspleen!" She read out loud.

"NOOO DIMHOES!!! NOT MY SISTER," Katpiss screamed.

The peacekeepers grabbed at Katpiss' ass to thwart her advances.

Katpiss pushed the peace keepers heads down to smell her dirty clam and they recoiled instantly.

"I VOLUNTEER‼️"

Puta looked up at the same time that Jail did. They made sexual eye contact with each other but quickly looked away. Their muse had volunteered.

"God, Jail looks hot asf," Puta thought to himself.

"Damn, Puta looks so fucking cute, tf?" Jail thought in his head. This was some sort of sexual awakening to him.

"Now it's the boys turn!" Effme yelled.

Effme reached her fingers into the bowl and pulled out a single slip. "Puta Mellarke! Please make your way to the stage!"

Puta's heart sank. He never thought he would be chosen. Effme broke him out of his trance. "Come up here Puta. It's the soaking ceremony...it's time to soak!" she called over the intercom.

Katpiss and Puta made their way to the stage and began soaking on an ornate pedestal.

After the photo-op, the two made their way inside the statehouse to their separate chambers. They would be allowed time with family and friends before being sent off to the Funger Games.

"At least I'll be with Puta, that comely bastard," Katpiss thought to herself as she made her way to her chamber. She caught a glimpse of Puta's eyes as her door shut and moaned softly.

She banged her head against the door. She had a loyal boyfriend but she was falling for the fresh meat.