After being tremendously hurt, Cumtoe ran through the forest thrashing through anything in his way. He took out the remaining tributes other than Puta and Katpiss. Cumtoe angled a knife towards his throat when a rustling was heard in the brush. He whipped around only to see Jail standing there, staring directly at him.
"Who the fuck is this guy?" Cumtoe stated, mostly to himself.
"I am Jail. I am in love with Puta and Katpiss. I broke in to save them"
"More competition? Fuck this"
Cumtoe impailed Jail through the chest and with that one swift move he was dead. Jail did not even have enough time to explain himself further. Cumtoe went back to his sulking and put the knife back up to his neck. He was sobbing at this point and turned away from Jail's lifeless body.
When he turned around, Puta was staring directly at him, tears in his eyes.
"Please don't do this Cummy, I can't live without you," Puta said pleadingly.
"Oh please, you don't even love me. You love Katpiss and Jail. Besides, only you two can win. Where does that leave me?"
"We will make it out," Puta replied in a reassuring manner. "What you did was super hot...you want me all to yourself."
"B...but how will we make it out together?"
"Just trust me. Katpiss, you, and I can live together. You'll love her, just give her time."
Puta grabbed Cumtoe by his hand and coaxed the knife away from his neck.
Suddenly, Katpiss appeared out of the brush.
"I have an idea," Katpiss started. "The Capitol is using us. Let's show them they don't own us. I say we all off ourselves at the same time. They won't get their precious victors and we'll all be able to live together in the afterlife!"
"But how?" Puta and Cumtoe asked in unison.
"Come hither, we'll all smell my cooch." Katpiss gestured to her pants and the two boys obeyed. "At the count of three take a big whiff and we'll die. One...two...thr—"
"STOP!" FootArch Heavan'spee called over the loudspeaker. "Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the three winners of this year's Funger Games!"
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The Funger Games
FanfictionCOMEDY!! A comedic smut that is based upon the Hunger Games. All the favorite characters and storyline are there, with a little extra spice. Enjoy! - there is a lot of comedic poop jokes reader beware - a collaborative piece by H and W! ❤️
