"Goodbye Dimhoes," Kapniss sighed as her family walked out of her chamber.
Katpiss stared longingly at the door, waiting for Jail. "Where the fuck is he? He's my whore boyfriend!"
The door suddenly opened and the peacekeepers forcefully made their way in. Her visit time was up.
She sees Jail walking out of Puta's chamber with shit on his chest. She knows exactly what went down. After all, Jail was a filthy whore.
"Jail! How could you do this to me? That was our thing," Katpiss cried.
"It's okay Pissbaby, we can all be one. We can all be together and smear shit on each other's chests," Jail said, out of breath from the actions beforehand.
"Okay?" Katpiss exclaimed. She hadn't thought of this exciting proposition. Maybe a throuple would be sick.
Puta and Katpiss were separated from Jail and boarded the Capitol train. Effme and their mentor, Haybitch, were awaiting their arrival.
They sat down in chairs that made their asses feel tingly and pondered about why the chairs made them feel this way.
"Oh don't worry about those, they are supposed to make your asshole quiver," Effme stated matter-of-factly.
"Uh okay," said Puta, "I kinda like it!"
"Of course you do," Haybitch said as he sat in a chair that didn't vibrate his asshole.
Katpiss giggled at Haybitch making fun of Puta, but Puta wasn't happy and tried to fight Haybitch. Haybitch immediately sprung into action and threw Puta on the floor. Puta let out a large moan when he hit the floor and it made Haybitch look at him confused.
"Do you like me?" Haybitch whispered gently into Puta's ear.
"Of course I do, I always have" Puta whispered back.
"This changes things," said Haybitch under his breath as he got off Puta and pulled him onto his feet swiftly. He put his hand on the small of his back to make sure that he was steadied before letting go.
Effme looked away when she saw the tension between them, but Katpiss couldn't. She stared longingly at Haybitch's supple ass. She thought to herself "he's caked up."
"Why are y'all so horny?" Effme cried. She commanded them to all sit down.
They all sat down in the ass-vibrating chairs and awaited their arrival to the Capitol. Haybitch couldn't take his eyes off of Puta, and Katpiss couldn't take her eyes off both of them.
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The Funger Games
FanfictionCOMEDY!! A comedic smut that is based upon the Hunger Games. All the favorite characters and storyline are there, with a little extra spice. Enjoy! - there is a lot of comedic poop jokes reader beware - a collaborative piece by H and W! ❤️