Katpiss was shocked on the ride home and it wasn't long before all of Panem was shocked too. Word got out of Katpiss's situation and the news cycle riled up again. The throuple was once again at the center of attention.
When Katpiss got home, Cumtoe, Puta, Haybitch, and Effme were eagerly awaiting her arrival. They had been there for a pre-Games logistic meeting but that was out the window now.
Cumtoe and Puta embraced her the second her walked in the door. "I can't believe it!!" Cumtoe screamed. This was the best day of his life.
"Oh Katpiss, you are the sexiest woman alive" Puta said as he nestled his dripping nose into her shoulder. He pulled away quickly and there was snot leftover.
Effme walked up with a grim look on her face. "While this is all wonderful, I have some very bad news. The games will be commencing early this year."
"What?" Katpiss said with pleading eyes.
"I'm afraid the Capitol train leaves in a week."
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The Funger Games
FanfictionCOMEDY!! A comedic smut that is based upon the Hunger Games. All the favorite characters and storyline are there, with a little extra spice. Enjoy! - there is a lot of comedic poop jokes reader beware - a collaborative piece by H and W! ❤️
