The Funger Games

Chapter 22

This wolf was unlike any wolf they had ever seen. It had the body of a wolf, but had the head of Jail. A human head.

"How tf are you alive?" Said Cumtoe,"I killed you".

"I guess I am just a baller like that" said Jail with a disgusting grin.

"No, seriously Jail. How are you here right now?" Katpiss pleaded.

"Well, the Capitol made me into a mutt when you thought I died in the last games.I didn't die, just my body died...Hold on...do you smell that?"

Katpiss and Cumtoe inhaled and a sulfuric smell graced their noses. Although the scent was putrid, a hint of donuts could be smelt if you inhaled hard enough. It was an unmistakable smell—the smell of Puta shitting.

Jail pranced over to Puta and walked up to him mid-dump. "God Puta, I've missed you."

"I've missed you too Jail" Puta said longingly as a large log plopped to the ground beneath his crouched ass. "Clean me up?"

"It would be my honor," Jail piped up, jumping with excitement on his two hindlegs. He raced around to Puta's backside and supplanted his nose firmly in Puta's asscrack before lapping at it with his tongue. He worked deftly and anyone could tell that he was a seasoned expert in the fine art of ass-licking.

"Woah Jail, that ass is mine," sighed Cumtoe as he pushed Jail to the side.

"Bitch you fucking killed me. Eat my ass." Jail said through rolled eyes. He flitted his tail aside and revealed a human ass

Cumtoe hesitated, but Puta gave him a nod that let him know this was alright. Jail gave his ass a shake and it bounced up and down thrice. Whatever the Capitol had done had made it even bigger than it was before. Cumtoe growled and advanced upon his rear. It almost looked like a BBL, but he couldn't be sure until he dug his face into it.

Jail groaned as Cumtoe began to unleash his tongue into his asshole. He was almost like a dog in the way that he tongued that hole.

Katpiss felt left out and crawled over to them, joining in as quickly as her disgusting body would let her. The conga line of ass licking continued for almost an hour. When they all finished, they laid down next to each other, four in a row.

They heard a canon go off and snapped back into reality. "Come on Pissbaby, I am getting you out of here," Jail wanted to grab her up and carry her away, but his animalistic physique would not allow it.

Jail ran out of the clearing on all fours, and the rest of the group followed. Cumtoe listened carefully to the sounds of the queefs emanating from Jail's wolfdussy. He pulled Katpiss behind him in a protective manner, and Katpiss did the same to Puta.

Before they could get farther, another cannon went off and the Careers appeared at their feet. "Hello Cumtoe, Puta, Katpiss...and...Jail is that you?" said the Career from district Kum cooly.

"Cumfoot," Cumtoe replied through squinted eyes. Cumtoe had trained with his distant cousin Cumfoot all throughout their childhood, but, after Cumtoe had fallen for the district Hellve tributes, he was a laughing stock of district Kum, and Cumfoot cut him off.

Cumfoot beckoned to his Career friends and they leapt into battle. He ricocheted off a log, arcing over Puta in one swift motion. Cumfoot whipped his sword and cut Puta square in both calves. Red blood spilled out over the mulch and Puta yelped in pain.

Katpiss sent an arrow through Cumfoot's back and he folded over in pain. Cumfoots girl-friend promptly lunged at Katpiss, putting her in a chokehold. With Puta incapacitated and Katpiss in a chokehold, Jail and Cumtoe didn't know what to do.

"Jail," Katpiss forced through clenched teeth, "Smell this." She beckoned to her vagene and Jail inhaled deeply. His eyes rolled back into his human head and he began to foam at the mouth. The power throuple started barking in unison and Jail grew even more feral.

He darted at Katpiss's captor and clamped down hard on her hand. She recoiled in agony as both pain and pleasure swept through her body. Jail pulled away and bit her neck so hard that she choked on her own blood and died.

Jail grabbed Katpiss up in his wolf-like body and she pulled away. "Jail, I am with Puta and Cumtoe," she said coldly.

"Bitch! I fucking saved your life! Give me what I deserve!"

"I'm sorry...but the wolf body is kind of a turn off. I liked you better when you were...human."

Jail's yellow eyes fell and rested on Katpiss's stomach. "I should have never let you go in the arena. It should have been Dimhoes."

"You couldn't have done anything Jail. Please, can you back up? You smell like fart."

"I know what you are but what am I?"

"What?"

"Nvm. I'm gone. I love you Piss, just get out of here," Jail sighed. He turned around and pranced out of the clearing.

Katpiss pondered Jail's advice and knew what she had to do to 'get out of here.'  "Let's leave."

They all grabbed their weapons and walked towards a metal door with an emergency exit sign

Upon exiting the games, they met Plutarch Heavansbee. "My, my, my, what have we here?"

"Well I was super tired and so were Puta and Cumtoe, so we just decided that we were done for this round of games. Also Jail was being creepy and wolfy and I just had enough".

"How on Earth did you find the door outside?"

"Wellllllllll, we just looked for an exit sign and it was pretty easy, you are really stupid".

"Alright, fair is fair. Head on home kids."

The throuple got on a train to go home and were greeted by Haybitch and Effme. They were both naked and Haybitch was wearing Effme's wig with a full face of makeup.

"Hey kids, what are you guys doing back?" Haybitch started

"We just left," Katpiss replied

"Ok lol."

The Capitol train headed back to District Hellve and the throuple's decision to leave sent shock waves across Panem. The Games were disbanded and President Ho's regime was usurped by rebellion forces. Katpiss brithed Cumtoe and Puta's babies and the five lived happily ever after.
Jail passed away from natural causes.

The end.