A sharp pain rocked through Katpiss's cooch. She doubled over in pain and breathed shakily.
"What's wrong?" Cumtoe gasped, rushing to her side.
"M—my pussy," Katpiss whispered.
"Oh," Puta moaned, licking his lips. "I can fix that"
"Not right now you stupid bitch" Katpiss said and slapped him across his juicy, thick ass. The slap rippled across his pale skin—much like a drop of water on a still pond.
"I'll help," quipped Cumtoe. He quickly rubbed Puta's ass with some saliva he had spit onto his hand. He wiped the residual saliva on Katpiss's forehead and her pain instantly dissipated.
"Oh... Cumtoe," Katpiss cried, kissing Cumtoe on the cheek. Before Cumtoe could reply, a growling could be heard from the tree line.
From the trees, a lone wolf burst out and pursued the throuple. The three got up and ran into the woods. Thick vegetation slapped at their thighs and asses and a large root tripped Katpiss. She crab walked into a clearing and screamed as the wolf came face to face with her.
Something was odd about this wolf though. It almost looked like someone she knew.
From across the clearing, Cumtoe emerged brandishing a spear. He advanced on the wolf but Puta dove in front of him.
"Stop," Puta huffed. "That's not just any wolf."
Cumtoe looked a little bit closer. From the darkness the wolf took another step forward
"Jail!" Katpiss cried
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The Funger Games
FanfictionCOMEDY!! A comedic smut that is based upon the Hunger Games. All the favorite characters and storyline are there, with a little extra spice. Enjoy! - there is a lot of comedic poop jokes reader beware - a collaborative piece by H and W! ❤️