I don't know why I was so fuckin nervous... let me stop lying, I knew exactly where this shyt was coming from, my mama was up to something because this was the first time I can remember her inviting one of my 'friends' over for dinner. Now there's a big difference between my friends already being here when she cooks and her offering them a meal and her going out of her way to invite someone over.... like I said her mean ass was planning something. I think the biggest giveaway was the fact that she was listening to rap... my mama NEVER listens to rap unless she's working herself up for some drama; she wanted to interrogate Zyn and I wasn't sure how he was going to handle that kind of pressure without snapping. Zyn was really laid back (most of the time) but when he started to get annoyed it showed all over his face, then there were my siblings... Kaden and Kamilla, Kaden was coo but he was more like my mom than anything and he lived for catching people in lies and he was extremely protective of me... except when it came to Basiano, weird? Anyway, my sister Kamilla... well in the eyes of our parents she was the perfect daughter, but I knew the truth and well, the REAL Kamilla was something else entirely.
"You look like complete and utter shyt.... like you've been drinking all weekend and decided to cap it off with a marathon fuck session, sit down, I'm going to get you together." Kamilla said shaking her head and ten minutes later she came back with something that looked like she had put a bunch of tomatoes in the blender and mixed it with eggs. "This is my sorority's secret hangover cure, don't think about it, just drink." She said passing me the glass, it had the texture of spit and it took everything in me not to throw up but I finished the glass and handed it back to her.
"Thanks... this weekend was crazy as fuck." I said trying to fight back the urge to vomit. "But definitely worth it because knowing mom... I probably won't be able to leave the house until I leave for college."
"Please, knowing her.... she'll probably try to keep your ass here even when you start school. Do you know she actually went up to the school and made a big ass scene about me living in the dorms my freshman year? Despite the fact that I WANTED to live on campus she tried to get them to MAKE me move out... I was so fuckin embarrassed." Kamilla said shaking her head.
"I think she's just afraid to be alone... she realizes that I'm the last of her 'babies' to go off to school and once I leave she won't have anyone to control." I said shaking my head.
"Well she should've thought about that before she started all her antics, I don't doubt that mom loves us... but she loves us TOO MUCH. She was constantly hounding dad, accusing him of cheating, she faked a panic attack when she found condoms in Kaden's room, and she still calls my gynecologist to see if I've been 'deflowered'.... like sis, that's creepy as fuck." Kamilla said rolling her eyes. "Anyways, tell me about your friend.... and I don't mean his personality, tell me about the dick, I need details; size, stroke... wait stroke first because that's more important than the size." Kamilla said getting comfortable.
"You sound like Tayo...." I said shaking my head and my sister mumbled 'I can't stand him' but I decided to ignore it. "How would you feel if I asked you about your boyfriend's dick size?" I asked looking into her eyes.
"That's different, because we're in an actual relationship... but you know what, I can just look at you and tell it's good because despite looking dead on your feet, you're eyes... Those are the eyes of someone who is getting a steady stream of good peen and I'm happy for you." Kamilla said, my phone dinged in my pocket and I saw that Zyn was pulling up.
"Zyn's here... look right now we're just friends, please don't make this into something more than it really is, I'm already anticipating that mom and dad will be asking a million questions, I don't want you adding to it." I said pleading with my eyes and my sister gave me a playful wink before getting up and walking out of my room. I said a quick prayer and walked out to meet Zyn.....
