The "Real" Zombie Guide

The 4x4 That You Didnt Notice

Jake was usually looking like a zombie during the morning, groaning, mourning and being real slow. "Hiya Jake! Great day for a swim, eh?" Said Joe, Joe was hinting about Jake taking him to the country club, that Jake won a card to thanks to a lottery. "Jake! What the heck is that bite on your leg, did that mean dog across the street get you?" Joe asked, Jake responded with a low and slow mourn, spat some blood on the perfectly good carpet and started slowly walking to Joe. when Joe saw the blood he knew something was up, maybe a Halloween prank? Not likely Halloween was still a few months away! Maybe he entered a coma during those few months? No it could be, he would starve to death. Then, on the third floor apartment building that he lived in, he was forced to accept the truth that to the average person seemed impossible, the possibility that a zombie outbreak would ocour." Yesssss!" He cried out in joy,"No More Taxes!" He danced all way way down to the first floor, were he helped himself to a empty food court, after being stuffed more then he ever was, he waltzed outside in joy, as he was enjoying the breeze of a tax free world, he laid eyes on a trio of hikers, they noticed him with eyes as if they were looking at a new toy through a window. "Hey you! What the heck are you doing here?!" said the jock of the trio,"Josh, Don't be so harsh! We need as much help as possible!"said the only girl of the group, a redhead, named Marie,"fine, Jesus Christ Marie, the names Josh, that's Marie and that's geekzoid," he says pointing to the third member who the name fitted quiet nicely,"go to hell Josh, the names Frankie, nice to meet you." Frankie says as shaking Joes hand." Don't mind me, I'm on my way to the country club! Toodles!" Joe says trying to quickly leave the scene, but a large 4x4 hummer came roaring through the streets, with electro music at full volume, the hummer came to a stop near the group, and music died off, and a window rolled open, showing none other then mis Fig herself"youwhoo, Joe? Care to join my darling?" Joe couldn't see his car anywhere nearby and thought this is probably the only time that I would get in a strangers car, miss Fig wasn't that much of a stranger, until Joe looked inside the hummer, and who has driving...