The "Real" Zombie Guide

Whats The Plan Man?

Miss Fig slowly raised her hand from her purse, revealing what was in there... Nothing!
Miss Fig exploded in a fit of laughter at their faces. Daddy Disco looked like he was about to explode, until he joined in with the laughter. Joe felt strangely betrayed by such a slight thing, and also joined in the laughter.
What is the zombie apocalypse doing to me? He wondered. The cosplayer zombies didn't seem to notice the laughter, and those who did were quickly lost in the crowd. "Now for real, what we gunna do?"asked the Disco. "Dunno..." Replied both Joe and Miss Fig. Joe took a good look around, a lot of booths, a lot of zombies, a random stereo with that yellow ninja drawn on it, the rides. Hey wait a second! A stereo with the illogical yellow ninja?! Joe walked as fast as he could, he didn't want to run, even if he looked like he really needed to go to the bathroom. He took a good long look at the stereo, and clicked on the "on" button. Suddenly, the epic theme of Mortal Kombat filled the theme song, you see, this song was a government experiment to create super soldiers via music, the experiment was a great success. The song made anyone that heard it to have the insane need to beat the hell out of something. After a matter of seconds Joe saw the zombies starting to fight, a batman zombie fighting a superman, a iron man fighting a captain America. They spent the next half hour fighting, and Joe, Daddy Disco and Miss Fig, betting on which zombie will outlive the other, until only one zombie remind.
They had no idea what this cosplayer was going as. And because Daddy Disco shot the zombie before they could ask about that topic. "What now?" Asked Miss Fig. "Meh, I don't really feel like a theme park now." Said Daddy Disco, Joe agreed with him, and they rode on, again...