get off my phone (20)

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i started to think about it

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i started to think about it. billie is too short. billie o'connell i wouldnt dream about it. billie eilish, on the other hand. ive been using it ever since jhene brought it up. not her predicting the future. what can she not do?

"billie eilish." i told him.
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i dont know when the fuck this happened, but im big as a fucking house right now. my back hurts. my feet hurts. my legs hurt. my neck hurts. i am the epitome of pain right now.

its july now and billie released her ep, dont smile at me. her little release party was so adorable. she released it on the 4th. we celebrated her cause its FTC, fuck this country.

ive never been so proud of another person in my whole life. her audience has been growing rapidly over these few weeks alone. last month she was at 1mil now shes about to hit 2.

shes kind of mad about it though. she can clearly see how big i am and how needy ive been acting but her job has been real demanding. she feels so bad when shes called in for an interview, but i practically kick her out with a kiss.

she always ends up facetiming me in the middle of the sitting though, its so cute. that's exactly what we're doing right now.

"yes tom this is my future wife on the phone." she chuckled. billie flipped her phone to the live audience. i seen a little crowd wave and heard their cheers.

"billie really?" i laughed. "youre basically at work."

"nah its fine. im chilling, aint that right tom?" she smiled, turning to the host.

"yea she chilling future wife no worries." he replied trying to sound like her. this made the whole studio laugh including me. cause boy what is your old ass talking about ?

"how you feeling mama?" she asked me.

"i feel good, amazing actually." i told her with a tight lipped smile.

billie put her hand on the side of her mouth like she was trying to tell a secret. she harshly whispered to the host,"she's lying." this made me and the studio laugh.

"va te faire voir. appelle moi plus tard d'accord? je dois faire pipi. je t'aime." i told her while sitting up from the couch.
(go to hell. call me back later ok? i have to pee, i love you.)

"ok i will. je t'aime." i blew her a kiss through the phone and hung up. i sat my phone down bracing myself for what i'm about to do. i took a deep breath and hopped up from the couch. i stumbled a bit but i managed.

this is crazy, a damn workout to get up from a couch.

i waddled out the living room and into the bathroom. i plopped onto the toilet and immediately started to pee.

2 minutes later im up and washing my hands.

im leaving the bathroom going to the kitchen. i wanted to get some more pickles and ice cream. but then when i open the refrigerator, i hear the doorbell ring. papa shouldnt be here, he dont get off work until 6 and its like 4 so im a bit confused.

"who at my damn door?" i shouted holding up my stomach.

"girl let me in fore your drink fall." i heard anyha say. i immediately made my way towards the front and let her in. she had wendys and a spennanight bag in her hand and that made me smile.

"aww bestie you gon chill with me and your nieces." i pouted. i closed the door and walked into the kitchen following her. she was pulling out everything from the bags.

"yeaa im gon make this wendys look like a meal, have you been doing your stretches?" she asked me while digging in the cabinets. i sucked my teeth and rolled my eyes. "i cant even see my vagina, how the hell imma stretch?"

she brought down 2 plates and a bowl, "it aint nothing to do a lil squat. do 5 right now."

"im sorry, i didnt know we were both pregnant. youre hardly showing." i argued. she just laughed while putting fries on both plates.

"im just tryna help you! i read that if you do your stretches the pushing process is going to be easier." she tried to convince me.

"did the pushing process tell you that?"

"go to hell." she deadpanned. i flipped her off taking a nugget. she was done making the plates. now shes dumping the frosty she got into the bowl, with 2 spoons.

"ok im done. bone apple teeth." she cheesed.

"bon appetit." i said with a smirk. letting my strong french accent come through.

"i hate a hoe that show off." she said carrying her bag and food upstairs.

"you loveee meeee!" i dragged following her into my room. we both plopped down on the bed and ate our food. anyha took the remote and played the vampire diaries.

"elena makes me wanna hand her over to Klaus my damn self." anyha grumbled.

"no seriously. bitch is annoying, and choosing stefan over damon? crazy." i stated.

"literally!!" she shouted. i mugged her, "ight that was right in my ear."

"my bad gang. you cant be saying agreeable shit like that and not expect me to react." she dipped her fries in the frosty the same time i was dipping my nugget. im the nugget girl and shes the fries type. i literally put her on.

right now were just chilling and eating. talking shit to the tv occasionally. i start to feel vibrations so i check my phone but it isnt that. then i realize its my wrist. i swear imma throw this shit away. i immediately facetimed billie. she answered almost automatically with a ukulele head in her mouth.

"billie eilish pirate baird o'connell." i said with a stern tone. her eyes widened when she realized i wasnt laughing like she was. she knew she was in trouble.

"what did i say about using this when its not an emergency?" i scolded her, holding up my wrist. she quickly tried pulling out the instrument from her mouth.

"ouu you in trouble." anyha instigated eating a fry.

"shut up." billie told her. "it slipped my mind sorry selene."

"whatever. whatre you doing? i thought you were on air?" i asked her.

"i was but im off. i just performed copycat, im basically getting ready to leave now." she explained,

"so that means put a ukulele in your mouth?" i asked tilting my head.

"you did your stretches?" she retorted changing the subject.

"thank you!" anyha exclaimed, "no she hasnt bil get her ass."

i sucked my teeth flipping her off.

"why arent you stretching mama?" she asked me.

"i can barely keep my balance and it makes my ankles hurt." i complained.

"anyha you should do them with her, so she doesnt fall." she suggested.

"noo i dont wanna stretch." i groaned. billie looked at me with doey eyes, she knows exactly what shes doing. "can you do some for me?"

i cursed under my breath before rolling off my bed. i sat my phone up so she can see me get into the squatting position. everytime i went down she would count. i got to 6 and thats when i tapped out.

"thats my girl and your ass got fatter." she said sticking out her tongue.

i laughed at her bluntness but im still mad i had to do them damn squats, "get off my phone."





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