Alvin and the chipmunks: the squeakquel MHA version

Hospital and new caretaker

*At the hospital*

Doctor: "This should help with the pain."

Aizawa: "I wanna talk to my boys."

Doctor: "I just gave you a sedative that will take effect in about one minute, so... Well, let them in quickly."

Bakugo and Kaminari: "Aizawa!"

Midoriya: "Aizawa, you're alive!"

Aizawa: "Hey, guys."

Bakugo: "It was an accident, I swear."

Kaminari: "Are you okay?"

Bakugo: "I'm really sorry, Aizawa."

Aizawa: "I'll be fine. I'm just gonna be stuck here for a while. And until I get out, I've made arrangements for my Aunt Recovery Girl to come stay with you."

Bakugo: "Who's Aunt Recovery Girl?"

Kaminari: "The one who sends us those metal buckets of yummy popcorn for Christmas."

Bakugo: "Oh, Popcorn Recovery Girl."

Nurse: "You don't have much time, monsieur Aizawa."

Aizawa: "Uh, listen, I want you guys to go home and live a normal childhood.(EXHALES) (GROGGILY) I've even made arrangements for you to go to school."

The boys: "School?"

Aizawa: "Yes, school. Midoriya, I'm putting you in charge."

Midoriya: "You are?"

Aizawa: (SLEEPILY) "I'm counting on you."

Bakugo: "Aizawa, wait a minute. Why is he in charge?"

Midoriya: "Whoa. He's counting on me."

Kaminari: "Aizawa, please don't die."

Nurse: "He's just sleeping. He's had a sedative."

Kaminari: "Oh! A sedative."

Lady: "Excuse me. I'm here to escort the boys home."

Bakugo: "We're not leaving Aizawa! I'm putting my foot down on this one!"

Nurse: "You come here!"

Bakugo: "Oops."

Midoriya and Kaminari: "Whoa!"

Bakugo: "I got it. I'll fix it. Nope, made it worse."

Doctor: "Please. Please go."

Bakugo: "Oh, this must be it. Uh-oh!"

Doctor: "The more stress you put on monsieur Aizawa, the longer it will
take him to recover!"

Bakugo: "Whoa! Uh-uh! You are too slow for me, nurse."

Doctor: "No! Don't..."

Bakugo: "You'll never take me! I'm not going anywhere without... (Gets a shot on his butt, Groggily sings Daydream believer and snoring)"

Doctor: "I hope for your sake he stays asleep for the entire flight."

Midoriya: "Maybe we should give him another shot, just to be sure. (GASPS) Ew!"

*At the airport*

(Kaminari sniffing)

Midoriya: "Any ideas on how we find Aunt Recovery Girl?"

Kaminari: "Got it! Follow me."

The boys: "Excuse me. Ooh, sorry. Whoo!
Excuse me. Coming through."

Kaminari: "Look! Aunt Hanji!"

Midoriya: "Oh, yeah! Aunt Recovery Girl!"

Bakugo: "Popcorn Recovery Girl!"

Recovery Girl: "Oh, hello, dears!"

Midoriya: "Cool wheelchair."

Kaminari: "Yay, we found you!"

Bakugo: "Popcorn! Where's Deku and Kaminari's?"

Recovery Girl: "Oh, there's plenty for everyone. But let's have a hug first."

Kaminari: "Oh!"

Bakugo: "Get over here, you old teddy bear!"

Midoriya: "I'm not really much of a hugger."

Recovery Girl: "Oh, boys, I want you to meet someone. This is my grandson Kirishima. Kirishima?"

Kaminari: "Hi! I'm Kaminari."

Recovery Girl: "Kiri."

Kirishima: "Huh? What? What happened? What?"

Recovery Girl: "The boys."

Kirishima: "Oh, hey."

Kaminari: "Hi!"

Kirishima: "Hey! How are you? I'm Kirishima. Nice to meet you."

Recovery Girl: "Kirishima's living with me till he figures out what he wants to do with his life. So far, that means going "pyu, pyu-pyu-pyu-pyu" with his thumbs all day."

Kirishima: "Well, for the record, going "pyu-pyu-pyu-pyu-pyu"with my thumbs right now is keeping me in first place.
So that's important."

Recovery Girl: "Kirishima, get the bags."

Kirishima: "What bags?"

Recovery Girl: "The luggage. Get the luggage."

Kirishima: "The... Oh, the... Right. Yeah, let me get those. Oh, sorry."

Recovery Girl: "Kirishima?"

Midoriya: "Hit the brakes! Hit the brakes!"

Recovery Girl: (EXCLAIMING)

Bakugo: "Abandon wheelchair!"

Recovery Girl: "Kirishima! (SIGHS IN RELIEF) I'm fine. Don't worry. (SHOUTING)"

(CRASHING)

The boys: "ooh"

*The ambulance came*

Kirishima: "I'm so sorry, Aunt Recovery Girl. I'm so sorry! Is she gonna be okay?"

Recovery Girl: "Don't worry about me. I'll be home in no time."

Ambulance guy #1: "In you go."

Ambulance guy #2: "I wouldn't be so sure."

Kirishima: "What? It was an accident. I swear."

Bakugo: "Been there, done that. Several times."

*5 minutes later*

Kaminari: "I guess you'll be taking care of us now."

Bakugo: "I'll take "Frightening Thoughts" for $500, please, Alex."

Kirishima: "Not a problem. I can totally do this. I took care of my cat, until he ran away. Well, "ran away" is kind of strong wording. I think he just wanted his space. I still see him around the neighborhood, you know. He, like, hisses and claws at me, but I think that's just his way of saying we're still tight. You know. You guys have nothing to worry about, seriously, 'cause I'm not gonna be like Aizawa. You know, Aizawa's gone."

Kaminari: "Gone?"

Kirishima: "Not gone. Not gone, guys. He's... He's not dead. He's very much alive. He's completely coming back. I'm just gonna be in his room, keeping his bed warm. I'm gonna be doing my thing, you'll be doing your thing. You're not even gonna know I'm there."

Midoriya: "Uh, we're supposed to know you're there. That's, uh... That's the whole idea."

Kirishima: "Yeah. Yeah! Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Yeah, you'll know that I'm there. I'm just saying, I'm not gonna be, like, "I know everything" and, "You do this, and you do that," like my dad. All right! Let's do this."

(STARTS ENGINE)

Bakugo: "Oh, boy."

(TIRES SCREECHING)