Trust no one: It gets weirder from here

You're not the real author

Today (outfit 40) while Dipper was at Wendy's watching a movie, me and my friends were in my room using my powers to make a tv appear in my room. Then the screen does one of those split down the middle kinds of things, that Dipper and the guys were both talking about that after fighting zombies yourself that zombie movies didn't seem so bad.

Yeah, but just remember Frost that we 3 both parts of me and Infinity have seen worse things than zombies in the dark world, in the demon world. Yeah, yeah. When our movie ended we sat up against the bedpost, I was in the middle, someplace I wasn't sure I wanted to be, but at the same time did. If you know why then you understand my reasons.

You know we haven't had anything strange go on in a couple of days. Yeah, you're right, sometimes I think about where my brother found the journal, I think with that fake tree. I bet something else is really down there, not just a place to hide a journal. Yeah, and a loose wooden board is such a great place for your own?

You have a big mouth! Don't let anyone hear you. I think Mabel already knows, I think when she spent the night that one night that she'd found it. So, then why didn't you confront her about it? Cause she decided that she'd leave it to me to tell them about if I wanted them to know about it. Then she pretended like she never saw it, and as far as I know she hasn't told anyone.

I'm not even sure if Stan knows its there. And not to mention that speaking of, when we all got together the next day (outfit 52) Stan was having workers over at the shack to help him clean up the mess from the party, and then wonders where we were, but decides that since myself and probably my friends too, are also with them, that they'll be fine.

We all meet up, after I use my special vampire sunscreen and Wendy rides up on her bike. Mabel and I and my friends are suspicious to Dippers motives to invite Wendy, and when he says he's over her, we're not sure if we believe him, and Soos was here too. Now his mission was to find the author.

I stand looking up at the tree, wondering to see if there was any special way to get in. Hm.... I wonder rubbing my chin, squinting at a high tree branch. Hey, Wendy? Yeah? She asks me. You see that branch up there. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? That, that branch looks like a lever, and that I'm glad I'm not the only one? You read my mind.

Think you can get up there? No problem. She took her belt off, and used kind of like rock climbing equipment and everyone turned their attention to her. Then with a flick of the lever a secret passage opens, and she almost falls in. When the stairs appear, we debate on who should go first.

Blue? Yes ma'am? Fire up your hands, we're right behind you. Sure thing Infinity. Right this way everybody. Jack grabs my hand as we follow after Blue. And everyone else follows behind us. You know you could've done the same thing too? No, I shake my head. I want nothing to do with fire ever again. That's your power, not mine. Remember what happened last time? Yeah, but.... He lets his hands turn off, and turns to me taking my hand.... But, that wasn't your fault, you just wanted to protect your loved ones, you'd never hurt someone on purpose, unless it was someone you meant to hurt, like my evil form.

But I burned myself last time. Lift your sleeve up. Farrah, I think we both know its still there, it takes longer than that to make something like that heal. Let me see it. I use my magic to make it be seen. Does it hurt? No, I say shaking my head. Do you still think about it? No, not since the day after it happened. I don't want to think about it. Jack has tried to heal it too. Want me to try?

Can you do something to fix it? I might be able to make it heal faster. When we leave this place, then I promise. Deal. When we get all the way down, we come across a room. This place looks like some kind of shelter. Wendy pulls down the fallout shelter poster down and says she'll put it over her bed, but its really dusty.

We seem to believe that maybe it was possible that maybe the author could be alive down here. That it looks like he may have been preparing for something some kind of disaster, we come across a can of beans that looks fresh, and that it looks like he's got food to last for 60 years, being 2070 at that time, as we wonder if this was made in the past or in the future.

I frown, turning away after hearing about the disaster part, my friends come to my side. It's gonna be ok Blue whispers into my ear. We'll be sure of it. Jack whispers into the other. Both: We're here for you, they whisper at the same time hugging me. Then we come across a booby trap, and we're forced to step on buttons quickly. Kind of like that whole room closing in on us thing like in Star Wars.

After, Dipper almost loses his vest, as the doors slam behind us, and Mabel pulls out his vest as a piece of paper falls out of his pocket and she reads it, it was a confession to Wendy about his crush, and he makes her shut up. That he decided against it, and wasn't gonna do it anymore.

Both Blue and Wendy: Hey Infinity (Dipper) come over here its like some kind of metal closet. Wendy and Blue look to each other after they jinx. Farrah wait.... Jack calls. No, just wait here, if there's something dangerous in there it will be fine, the 4 of us will go in and investigate after all its just a closet what else could possibly be in there. I question. I should not had asked that.

Dipper and I go right over. However once we're in Mabel decides Dipper needs a little push to tell Wendy how he feels and locks us in. Mabel hey, let us out. We both call. Hey, hey.... Look at me Farrah. He only calls me Farrah when he's being serious. What's the matter, I'm here with you, you're gonna be ok. But.... I get tears in my eyes. Mabel! I bang on the door. Farrah, it's ok he calls pulling me away from the door.

She says she won't open the door until Dipper tells Wendy what he needs to tell her, and Wendy begs Dipper to tell her, but he says its not a big deal and to let him out. That when she asks him what she's talking about he had just eaten too many sugar packets again. But when we turn on the lights we see a big group of tunnels hoping we never see the thing that made them.

We figured out we were in some kind of secret lab. Farrah what's wrong? Blue asks me. Mabel there's a demon in here. You gotta let us out! Uh.... Blue and I question. Aside from Farrah and Blue. The only demons are your inner ones Dipper. No Mabel seriously let us out. I'm scared I whisper. As I keep crying. Dipper decides that he's dragging Wendy away to go find a different exit. And Blue pulls me away from the door, taking my hand.

He pushes a hand to my cheek, brushing back my hair, trying to make my tears stop. I know its not an enclosed space, and I'm not afraid of enclosed spaces, considering that my room kind of is one, but the portal, I disappeared into it, for 8 years. Don't cry its ok. After everything else we've ever been through nothing could be scarier. No, that's where you're wrong when Yellow takes over, and my nightmares come true.

I'm scared Blue, I cry into him hugging him. Sh, sh it's ok kid, its ok. I'll protect you. I promise just like I always do. What if we never get out of here? Don't put those thoughts in your head. We will, maybe not out of there, unless they open it for us, but with our powers we'll find our own way out. Then we hear a scream. I squeeze Blue's hand and we run off towards the screams, and then we see a guy, a guy holding a monsters tongue.

Whose this? He's the guy. Dipper says, but by the fact that it doesn't look like he knows what he's talking about, that's kind of suspicious. Blue? I whisper. Something strange is going on. In the other room, Jack is pacing back and forth hoping we're ok. They sure are taking their time in there Soos says. Maybe we should let them out, Farrah could be freaking out. Why? Mabel questions before going to the computer and pushing the freeze and unfreeze button and then reading the experiment something about a shapeshifter.

On the screen there are a lot of tube like things. And nothing is in them, and one looks like it was broken out of. Uh guys didn't they say there was some kind of monster in there with them? Soos asks. Before any explanation, Jack throws open the door and flies around after us as they all go looking for us. Jack wait! Mabel calls. We need some light, and we don't know where they are.

My staff can make light. Yeah, but what fun would that be, I've got a sweater that produces light. Whatever you want Mabel. Now, let's go. Farrah?! He calls flying down the now lit up tunnel. Back with us Dipper is talking with the "author" and he had just mentioned that there had been a shape shifter in there with them that broke out. And then Wendy calls me over and we look at the can, wait this can of beans looks familiar. As does the picture. Dipper we whisper, as we point at the picture.

Hey, that guy isn't the author! He's not! No, I'm not, and you two knew that already. I remember seeing you around, spying on you, from my shelter I've seen your powers, I know where you've been, what secrets your hiding. I.... Am.... The.... SHAPE SHIFTER! And you aren't going anywhere.

What happened to the real author? You probably will never find out. He hasn't been his true self for the last 30 years, he's always writing in that thing outside of my cage back in the day, the 6 fingered nerd! I need that journal, so many different forms to take. He laughs changing into a bunch of different forms. We created a diversion and ran off.

We ran into the rest of the gang, and they asked what happened to us. Are you ok Farrah? Jack asked me as he hugged me. I'm-I'm ok Jack. I said trembling. Blue made sure of it. I'm glad. Thanks. No problem. They gently smile at each other glad that I was ok. We mentioned that we were attacked by the shape shifter and Wendy was cut and took her jacket off and tied a piece of it around her leg.

We kept trying to figure out away out. That if he got out to town he could then be anything or anybody and we'd never be able to trust anyone ever again, and we couldn't have that. Back a little bit ago Wendy and I had seen a giant canister of H2o and we knew to go back to it. Dipper and Mabel ran into the shape shifter, and it transformed into both of them, and then as the water gets turned on its too late.

Wendy and the thing get swept away into the water. When he thinks that Wendy is dead, and looks lifeless, he confesses his love to her, but then another Wendy appears behind him, and the other one gets up. They begin to fight each other both looking like Wendy, and when she does the zip and flick he knows who is who.

He kills the shape shifter, but he tells Dipper once he's locked away that he tells Dipper what his last form will be in, him screaming and turning into some kind of solid object. Once we return back to the room we were in before the briefcase that Soos had picked up earlier turns out to be some kind of computer. And now we need a passcode and on it, it has the letter F that its property of F.

Farrah, this has the letter F on it, have you ever seen it before? Dipper asks me. Dipper just because its got an F on doesn't mean it belongs to me. That looks really familiar. Blue tells him. It-it does? Yeah, I remember seeing it before a long time ago, or rather my other half would know. Not that we want to pull him out. That's true.

Once we got back out we were all a little tired out, and were gonna go get breakfast for dinner. Because we were some kind of heroes according to Mabel. While the rest of us left, Dipper decided to finally tell Wendy that he liked her, but that she said that she always kind of suspected. But he felt really stupid and didn't want anything to change or ruin their friendship that it meant everything to them both.

But she wasn't freaking out about any of it, she was telling him that she was too old for her but I mean its just like 3 years like Maya and Josh from Girl Meets World. They're 3 years apart. And in college the age difference won't matter. It just does right now. But it was Dippers idea to hope to stay friends. And to Wendy if he ever stopped being her friend she'd like throw herself down a bottomless pit or something.

And that next time they should watch movies at the shack. And Dipper was glad that there would be a next time, and its weird because I was sure we'd all planned on going to get something to eat but when Wendy leaves it turns out Mabel and Soos were still there, even though I know I watched them leave, but since we were here we were gonna pick Dipper back up.

And its funny because the next time we did all hang out we kept asking ourselves why Gravity Falls had the worst movies ever. And then we all laugh deciding we were never watching that movie channel ever again, even though I know we all would anyways someday, just not anytime soon that is.