Trust no one: It gets weirder from here

Don't forget

It was late one night Lazy Susan was locking up the diner and she's going back home when she sees Jeff the Gnome and his other gnomes trying to steal her pie, she tries to call the police a group of unknown people that we will soon find out is the Society of the Blind Eye. They kidnap her, and bring her to their lair.

Meanwhile at the shack in the morning (outfit 20) up the attic where Dipper had a board all set up with pins and string and still trying to figure out the secret of who wrote the journals when Mabel came into the room with a green bottle in her hand and in it was a note of Mermando's marriage and Mabel is upset because of the scrapbook.

She had this section of summer romances and so far all of them had failed. Mermando, Several times, Gideon, Gabe. They had all ended in failures. And when Dipper said his summer had been all failures too since he couldn't figure out who author is and now the computer is crushed and needs it to be fixed, and there aren't any clues or leads or anything.

Wait, wait, wait.... I stop him now that I've been pulled into all this stuff. Mabel let me see that. I pull the bottle out of her hands, look through this and at the computer. I hand it to Dipper. Once he looked through it tiny letters the words McGucket Labs but that made Dipper think that meant that he was author of the journals which didn't make any sense to Dipper but the string said so otherwise.

Down in the store part of the shack Wendy and Soos were doing their jobs and Soos was singing some song on the radio that was stuck in Wendy's head and she was wishing she could forget about it, but Soos loved it he said it was the catchiest song of the summer, she said their rap didn't even make sense and Soos decided if the song told him to eat his pants he'd do it. Oh well....

When we left for Mcgucket's "house" out in the junkyard we arrived to see some of Wendy's friends graffitiing his home, as he scared them away. He allowed us to come inside and started talking all crazy or crazier than usual, I'd of course had to call in my friends since Dipper seemed to be onto something big. They weren't gonna want to miss what was gonna happen here.

Dipper showed the book to McGucket but he said he didn't recall any of it even though the computer had his name on it, which had led us here in the first place, but he told us that everything before 1982 was a blur and then he saw the picture of an eye with a red cross over it, and freaked out saying they did something to his mind but didn't remember who.

We came to the conclusion that he'd seen or heard something he shouldn't had so whoever did this to him erased his mind to make him the person he was today and we were determined to get to the bottom of it. While they talked to McGucket I couldn't help but think about what it was I was doing before being dragged into today's adventure....

Flashback *kind of* Earlier that same morning I'd put my vampire sunscreen on and went into the backyard of the shack to work on my powers. I'd rolled up my sleeve and undid the magic on my arm so I could see my burn, it was getting better but it still hadn't gone away after all this time. *Ug* if only I didn't have my powers! If only I wasn't born in the Nightmare realm! If only I'd listened to Stan and not messed around with the portal, then I would've never met Bill, I maybe wouldn't be evil, to be some kind of evil princess to rule over the Nightmare world with Evil Bill.

My Nightmare won't come true, or worse I won't ever have a reason to end everything and transform into my "true pure form" as Yellow calls it. IDK how I got these powers or if I was born with them and I didn't know about them until I met either of the Bills well I met evil Bill I created good Bill, but Yellow insists that I'm evil and need to face the music to stop pretending and be who "I really am."

But I don't want to be that! I don't want to be special or different, not if it means it's gonna get those I love hurt! I wish there was someway or some something that could make me forget I even had powers to make me forget I was ever in the Nightmare realm, to make me forget that I was ever anything other than a human! I never asked for this! I wish I was normal! Nothing good comes from being different especially if that thing is who I'm meant to or supposed to be! If it's gonna put everyone in danger!

If I'm gonna put everyone in danger! I tried to get rid of my powers, I tried to leave without them, I tried to make Blue return back to the nightmare realm even if that meant I'd never see him again. I wish I could make everyone forget I even exist, they're better off without me, without knowing me, if no one knows who or what I am I no use to Bill or any of his nightmare creatures or to the realm!

Infinity?! What? You ok? You're just kind of starring out into space. What are you busy thinking about? Yeah Farrah we're all getting into the car to go the history museum that's where he said he last remembered something. Come on let's go the gang's waiting for us. My friends ushered me into the car and Wendy threw Soos's CD out the car cause that stupid song was playing again.

When we got there we were to keep our eyes open for anything suspicious aside from my sister's behavior when she didn't stop to pet the stuffed cat, it was quiet too quiet. Until a mysterious figure rushed past us and into a room full of eyes that appeared to be watching us, and then it turned out they were and once we moved out of the way we found a secret passage and that McGucket said if we got into trouble he'd hambone out a message for us, but we couldn't understand anything he tried to tell us.

When we find the group they're brainwashing Lazy Susan to help her get rid of her seeing anything having to do with strange little men, but once it has been unseen she says she feels great, but can't remember where she is or how she got there or if she was a man or a woman. This was not good in any way.

We watch as a tube of her memories goes into the hall of the forgotten after they write her name on them. We needed to get in there and figure out if we couldn't find what happened to Mcgucket's memories. We had a plan now, us girls would make sure the robed men didn't come back, while they went to the hall of the forgotten.

While they were gone, Mabel was upset about boys and her broken love life. Wendy told her to forget about boys that she didn't need them that guys suck and seriously the worst. What's your opener sis? Hi I'm Mabel and I have a pet pig wanna get married? That's perfect. Wendy encouraged.

Honestly Mabel don't take advice from me, I've got a steady relationship with Jack been friends with him since I was at least 8 years old, close to the time I disappeared, and there's always the possibility that Will has a crush on me, but I have both of them wrapped around my little finger. I'm not the best example.

Wait, Wendy say that part again! Forget boys? She shrugs. That's it Wendy I can get the machine thing put in summer romances and poof. Gone. Hold up Mabel you could accidently erase something important like hoe to read or how to breathe or.... Or that terrible song you can't get out of your head? Mabel encourages.

In the hall of the forgotten they find piles of memories and even find one of Robbie's and they play it it's from when Dipper brought the video game character to life. And then they find Mcgucket's memories. And then get caught, but in the other room Wendy wonders if this is a good idea. And I say sure it is, we can all forget things. I encourage. Whoa, hold up what are you trying to forget Farrah?

Wendy asks me. My powers and the nightmare realm. I mumble looking down at my feet. Um excuse me could you please repeat that loud and clear I think I misunderstood you. My powers and the nightmare realm! I yell just before we're captured and tied up. When we come too we ask who everyone is....

Toby, Bud, a farmer guy, some guy who married a woodpecker, and some guy with tattoos on his head named blind Ivan and they told us that they were the society of the bind eye and that it didn't matter if they told us everything because they were gonna erase our memories anyways that they thought they were doing more good than bad that there's always something someone wanted to forget that Gravity Falls was a strange place many unexplained things that go bump in the night that people want to forget, that they can't even remember the founder because they've used the gun on their own brains so much that even just secs ago Mabel and I wanted to use it on ourselves.

Dipper and my friends were surprised at hearing this. Dipper wanted to know if he felt bad for ruining Mcgucket's life, he said a little until he shot himself in the head to forget it, that we would never tell anyone anything we'd seen, and then everyone started confessing really stupid things. Well guys, everyone else is confessing things, is there anything we should be confessing? I ask them.

Not us they agree shaking their heads.... What about you Farrah? What did you want to use the gun for? I plead the 5th. Come on it's not like anyone's going to remember anyways we're just gonna have our minds erased. Come on just say something stupid. Everyone else is. Nope I plead the 5th. I'll say mine if you say yours. Blue encourages.

Deal? Deal. I like you. I didn't say anything because you're with Jack and you two are a great couple, but I'm honest every time I tell you that if things don't work out that I'm always there for you. I thought if I said something it might ruin our friendship and I don't want that, between any of the 3 of us. Ok, well I guess we kind of suspected that from the beginning, considering I've got you both wrapped around my finger.

Your turn. I *sigh* I was gonna use the gun to make me forget I had powers and about the Nightmare realm. Farrah no. My friends begged me. I was glad I was wearing my false mist cause then I started crying. While everything went on around us, I explained what happened this morning before Mabel came out to get the mail and had seen me out there asking what I was doing up so early before we left and before I summoned my friends for the day.

I knew had we not been tied up they'd want to calm me down, and discourage me all the horrible things I was thinking that I was planning, that I was feeling, that they'd want to wrap their arms around me and hug me, play with my hair whisper sweet nothings into it, to just hold me until I was ok again. Luckily McGucket came through, they tried use it on him but he said his memory had been gone for some 30 odd years that they couldn't break what was already broken.

The gang gets tied up and soon they forget about tonight and Ivan forgets who he is and where he is, we watch the memories for McGucket to remember he's not the author but he did work with him and it turns out he invented the mind erase machine thing to help people and that he's the founder and that he's the person that turned him into who he is now. He said it was all coming back to him now that he'd seen his memories and that he had a lot of remembering to do.

Mabel decided she didn't want to forget her exes anymore and asked if Wendy wanted to vandalize pictures of her ex crushes. Dipper and McGucket were gonna be working on the next clue their next lead, and for Stan and I well, my friends returned back to where they came from, and when we got back and everyone was all tired out for the night I went to the basement and Stan was fueling up the machine for the portal, he didn't care how dangerous it was or how long it took that no one was gonna stop him.

Then he looked at a picture of us on his desk. Us Grunkle Stan no one is gonna stop us. I said hugging him. That's right kid. Nothing and no one is gonna stop us no matter what, no matter how long it takes. Nothing I mean nothing. We've waited this long, we're so close, we've come so far, it's just you and me Grunkle Stan.