Trust no one: It gets weirder from here

Hole in one

Today (outfit 28) Jack, Blue and I were out playing mini golf and behind my back were trying to beat each other at it. They think I didn't know about their playful little "rivalry" trying to act like manly men and compete for my affection that whole thing about how girls try to hate each other in silence or whatever. Just like Dipper and Robbie were supposedly doing, but my friends don't hate each other, and Jack doesn't get jealous he's glad to have Blue around when he can't be and we're happy with the way things are. Jack as my boyfriend and Blue as my best guy friend.

I'd hope there was nothing like that going on behind my back, but I know they still try to compete against each other in the littlest of ways. But even without using my powers I usually end up beating them at everything anyways. And since it was a hot sunny day I'm always glad to have some kind of access to my vampire sunscreen. Or have my own personal weather cloud looming over my head.

We hadn't gotten very far in our game when the rest of the family shoed up. Hey you guys. I waved over to them. I had to nudge the boys to make them stop showing off. What are you doing here? Mabel's upset with Pacifica and Soos is trying to follow the fashion trends while making his own fashion trends and since Mabel is a putt, putt champ ever since she was 9 years old I figured it would make her feel better by having her beat us all in a game of mini golf.

What are you 3 doing here? Since the guys were still showing off and waiting for me on our hole of the game I whispered over to him.... Between the couple of us allowing the guys to show up while they try to compete for my attention. As if I don't know that they pretend to playfully battle each other all the time anyways. I teased. If you know why don't you tell them? What fun would that be? Besides between us 3 I'm still better and that's even without using my powers and making Blue not use his or Jack use his either.

How'd you pay to get in? I've got money, but both of them were "arguing" over who was gonna pay, and then ended up splitting it instead. And then "argued" over the paying for the snacks and then split there too, so you know win-win and I didn't have to use my own money. I shake my head my boyfriend and my best friend fighting over me, it's kind of funny actually at least when it comes to our group of friends.

And all through the game Mabel gets a hole in one until the last hole and we were saying how things were always random in mini golf and didn't think there was anyway someone could get a hold in one on this hole and then the last person aside from Bill that we wanted to see came to join us. Pacifica! After some words were tossed out, and she got Mabel angry enough she declared a rematch against Pacifica.

But then it begins to rain and we get kicked out and Mabel is upset and then we're sitting in a dinner. You know what little sister you can't give up and we're not gonna let you in fact when you go up against her at midnight tonight until then we're gonna help you practice by going back to that mini golf place. Did I hear someone say something about breaking and entering? Stan asks with a big smile on his face.

Now that's evening and raining Jack has left to do his job, and Blue returns to my room. It was ok because I didn't think I'd need them tonight it was just mini golf after all what could possibly go wrong?! Well.... When we got there Mabel was upset that she couldn't get a hole in one and then Dipper wanted to know what was wrong with the hole and then we heard bizarre noises.

What was that? Come on guys there's nothing to be afraid of the scariest thing we'll probably ever see is anything Bill can do, but tonight it's just me a vampire, mermaid, wizard is the scariest thing that you're gonna see tonight. Just hope it's not a full moon. I look up and wipe my brow glad it's not. Wasn't it raining before? Dipper asks me. Yeah. What's your point? It's just your part mermaid and all that stuff. Oh yeah that False Mist stuff will do the trick.

But when we pull pack the fake grass and open the hatch on the windmill we find tiny golf ball people working the golf balls like a Rube Goldberg machine. When the head mini golf person asked us why we were there we told them about Mabel's rivalry with Pacifica and it turns out they all have their own rivalries with each individual hole. The miners and the windmill people the pirates and the French and the cowboys the knights and the Dutch.

I'm sure there were more kinds but there were too many for me to count. Turns out they all just wanted to be the best and argued over who was the superior of the holes. Yeah I know how that goes, I teased thinking about my friends. The golf people saw Mabel's sticker and decided they wanted her to end the war by letting her decide who was best and Dipper and I talked her into using this to our advantage.

When Pacifica got dropped up, she was upset that her parents were just dropping her off and leaving for a party and that winning and looks were everything and that because she's a Northwest that she shouldn't lose, and she didn't think she would because she'd been practicing for like millions of hours and didn't even think we were gonna show up. Meanwhile Stan and Soos were waiting in the car and Soos was still trying to make W necks a things, and Stan was very weirded out by him.

After many holes of the mini golf people helping Mabel cheat on the game she tells the miners thanks to their performance on their hole they might be the ones getting the sticker tonight. A couple of the other golf people don't like that and sneak away to go earn her medal some other way. And then the Dutch windmill people get together to kidnap Pacifica and her butler and tie her down to the windmill threatening to not only beat her at golf but to make Mabel happy by killing her so that they get the sticker. And the pirates were gonna get it by shoving her butler off the blank at their hole.

But this was not what Mabel wanted at all. And dare I say we were gonna have to help Pacifica. But then Mabel turns to Pacifica and says something actually smart. Then maybe rivalries are dumb and that they shouldn't be about fighting that instead they should be working together. Can you say that again into my phone I want my friends to hear that one. I ask her holding up my phone.

Dipper nudges me as I put my phone away rolling my eyes. She takes the sticker and eats it, but the mini golf people decide that if they work together they can cut Mabel open to get the sticker. This wasn't going to end well.... Mabel unties Pacifica and they team up together to get rid of the mini golf people but she loses her butler on the way out as we run away on a golf cart and use the bonus level volcano to get out of the mini golf place.

Since her parents aren't there we offer her a ride home when it starts raining again she reluctantly gets into the car. When Mabel offers her a taco Pacifica thinks that they're handouts and is told not to take them. And is confused by the fact that we're allowed to eat in the car. But Mabel is confused that she thinks that and tells her what she's doing is called sharing, but Pacifica has never heard that word before and doesn't know the meaning of it.

We take her home she admits she had fun and that actually likes Soos's W neck. We return home and inside my room I take my journal and write about our latest adventure just like I do every night. Until I feel a cold breeze enter my room. Oh hey Jack. I say without turning to look at him. Blue you might as well join us I say tapping on the wood. So, how was the game? Isn't that a story? I can't wait to tell you guys all about it.