Trust no one: It gets weirder from here

Play the game of the future

It was the year 207012 in the future where Blendin comes from and he was getting arrested for his time mishap back when we'd all been time traveling, and he had gotten in trouble because of it, but he decided before he got arrested for like ever he was gonna call for something called Globnar.

He is told to state the people's names and then which century. Which was myself my siblings and my friends. So be it the time police says.... May time baby have mercy on their souls. Back at home (outfit 55) Mabel and Dipper were trying to get candy out of the vending machine when it got stuck.

Soos came by and did this trick that made the candy fall. Wow Soos you are the like the greatest human to ever live. No offense Farrah, Jack, or Blue. Nah, none taken you said greatest human and that's true we're not human Dipper. I'd do anything for the Pines family. Soos I need help scratching myself in two places at once! Stan called. I rolled my eyes. And I mean anything. Coming Mr. Pines!

On his way out though he dropped his wallet and in it not only did they find a membership to a laser tag place but they found out today was also Soos's birthday. Oh yeah, I guess it is if it's already the 13th of July. I wonder why he never told anyone. IDK, but if it were me I'd want people to stay out of my business he probably has a good reason.

I'm sure that's not true, he's probably just waiting for someone to throw him the greatest surprise party ever. Fine, but whatever you do leave me out of it! What's wrong with her? Mabel asked. Not sure, but I'll let her friends handle her, we're gonna throw Soos the best surprise party ever. Dipper told her.

Upstairs, I pulled out a box of things from when I was a baby, in it was a note to my mother from the king of the nightmare realm, so my grandfather. I'd made a copy of it when I was old enough to do that, and in it I wouldn't even need to look at the paper I knew it by heart.

Note: "By the time of her 18th birthday whether she or you like it or not she will be crowned queen of the nightmare realm bedrove to the nightmare prince Bill Cipher, she will take her place on the throne and rule over the nightmare realm. This is NOT up for debate or for discussion. And you will both do as I say! Marrying a human?! Marrying for love?! Becoming human?! Not being evil?! I've had it up to here with you daughter, my granddaughter will become queen whether she likes it or not! And none of this human nonsense, she will be in her true full form and rule and take over my place when your mother and I retire! And that it final!" - Your father the king

Every birthday since the day I was born my mother and her father have had this argument day in and day out and of course my father would not be having an opinion in the matter. Or myself. It was by chance Bill and I even met to begin with, and that my best friend is the good version of him, but I don't love him like that, and I hate the evil version of him. It's no wonder Bill keeps claiming I'd be his queen! I wonder if Blue knows about this? He couldn't! I've never shown either of them.

But perhaps he knows what I know since I'm the one that made him. It's just that any min now I'm waiting for the other foot to drop and for Blue to announce that he's evil and has always been, it would make it easier on me if I just hated him, but he's my best friend, he knows how I feel about him and now I know I was right all along about how he felt about me, but Jack and I don't care. They're best friends.

Jack doesn't get jealous, besides we've always kind of suspected that he did, and even my siblings knew it too. They'd been walking around outside I think hanging out with Wendy and her friends since this morning when I called for them but that was hours ago now, when they came in Dipper and Mabel said they were gonna throw Soos a huge surprise party since it was his birthday today.

And where's Farrah? Did you get her onboard? Jack asked. Not that she's too fond of parties. She said to leave it alone, that if it were her she'd want people to stay out of her business than went up to her room. No, no, no! Jack cried flying towards my room Blue right on his tail. Farrah? Farrah! He'd called for me. I'd sat on my bed hot bitter angry tears falling down my face and now in my mermaid form.

I'd crumpled up the piece of paper but it reappeared flattened back out again, I tried to set it on fire the "normal" way and watched it burn but it came back completely chard free, I ripped it up, with my teeth but it taped itself back together like it had never been ripped before in the first place. I'd taken an ink pen and sprayed ink all over it, stain free. Paint, paint free. Froze it into a block of ice with my ice powers from my mermaid powers. Melted. Flushed it down the toilet, no damage, put it through the magic shredder it only delayed it.

You can't destroy it! A voice said laughing at me. For one it wasn't meant for you, for a second you can't change your fate anyways, you know you can't really change who you are. What you are. This is going to happen and you can't stop it! She'd laughed again! I shot my powers at my mirror when my evil reflection came back to taunt me. You tried that once already you can't get rid of me I'm you, and you can't die, not for real. If you die you'll only be brought back to the nightmare realm anyways, where the goodness inside of you will be at rest until your back again.

Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP! I cried covering my ears, she evil laughed disappearing and then my mirror was just a mirror again and my reflection was gone again. I pushed it down onto the ground and used my mermaid powers to destroy it. I'm just glad I didn't hear her voice anymore.

Farrah? Jack called to me wrapping his arms around me as Blue wrapped a blanket around me eventually my body went back to being a body. And Blue sprayed my mist on me. They pulled me away from the mirror and sat me on my bed. One on either side of me. Farrah what's that? Blue asked me.

He read it over.... Did you know about this? I asked him. Of course not. How could I had? He hugged me. I don't wanna rule over the nightmare realm! I cried holding my head in my hands. My hands covered my face. She's pure evil. Who? We told Jack about what happened when Bill took over Dipper's body and how my reflection was evil and that I'd seen myself in my pure form.

It was some lucky chance Bill and I had even ever met. And that we'd be best friends but my grandfather would never approve because you're not evil, and he'd never approve of Jack cause neither is he. When I turn 18 in 2 years that's it, SHE I point to the cracked mirror.... Takes over, and there's nothing I can do to stop it.

Not true! Remember that movie we watched? Beautiful creatures. That's just a movie. So? It may be but what she did wasn't. You are the real person, you really have magic, you decide you're own fate. We're not gonna let anything bad happen to you or let your true evil self take over. Even if it kills us.

At the party by now Soos had escaped upset and Stan and Wendy showed up to warn the kids why Soos hated his birthday, and behind the house he was holding something that was a postcard from his dad his dad had always been away on his birthdays and kept promising he'd come next year for it, but he'd never show up. Dipper and Mabel decided that we were gonna take Soos out to play laser tag.

They came upstairs to get us 3 and tell us the plan. Farrah? Mabel asked me. What's wrong? Dipper asked me. You wouldn't understand, and how could you I don't even really understand it myself. Why is that mirror broken, you know that's like 7 years of bad luck right? Dipper asks me. 14. I mumble. Huh? 14 I smashed it one other time too. Ok? Well we thought we'd go do laser tag for Soos's birthday, and we wanted to invite you and your friends to come with us.

That sounds like fun huh Farrah? Jack nudged me. Yeah infinity you like laser tag, you're like a laser tag champion. Not really I just shoot kind of all willy nelly. Well you at least always get the trigger happy award at least. Come on let's go celebrate our friend's birthday. And if you don't come willingly we'll do to you what we're gonna do to Soos blind fold you and stick you in Stan's car anyways against you're will.

I'd love to see you try. I stuck my tongue out at them they chased me down the stairs as we got into the car. We got Soos and brought him to laser tag and when Soos stepped down to tie his shoe when he looked up the game had already started and the 5 of us were nowhere to be seen cause we'd gotten kidnapped by Blendin and the time police as revenge for making him to jail for all the stuff that we messed up for him.

But this wasn't gonna work for us cause we needed to get back to the laser tag place and be there with Soos on his birthday just like we promised but that was the least of our worries. Dipper and Mabel came up with a distraction to get the police guys time tape measure thing like last time as we all disappeared 10 years in the past. The laser tag place was still a mattress store.

But look there's little you. Jack pointed. Wendy? Guys? Where did you go? Wendy help! Somebody? Anybody? I looked around. But there was nobody. Farrah? I heard a familiar voice say. Farrah? Where are you? I know that voice.... Come on follow me. Wait, Dipper Mabel stay here blend in. We'll be right back. We can't let little me see us or hope not to see us, but we can help you find me. I said to Jack.

Yeah, yeah.... I remember now, you helped me the first time, you got lost and separated from the group and I came late, and Wendy said she lost you somewhere and sent me back out to find you, but then I ran into the 3 of us and we went together to find you. I wonder what would've happened had we not been there to help you find me. Let's watch from both sides. Blue said. Here's the AU....

My friends left me, I'm lost, I'm scared. I should've known. I'm different than them. Maybe they're not really my friends after all. Maybe they were just using me. My grandfather warned my mother this would happen. Me: Stan I cried. Him: What's wrong sweetheart? I'm lost and my friends abandoned me. Will you come pick me up? I wanna come home. Stay where you are sweetie I'll come get you...

The scene flashes to next summer.... I don't wanna go back to Gravity Falls. I *gasp* There's nothing there for me except Stan. Mom, he was right, no one cares about me. I wanna go home. You are home honey. No mom I'm serious I wanna rule the kingdom, I wanna be one of you. If that's what you want. I nod my head tears stream down my face. She opens a portal and we disappear. Pictures of me and mom disappear leaving dad to raise the 2 year old twins on his own that were "found" on the doorstep. My father's memories altered as if he'd never met our mother to begin with.

No! Turn it off Blue. Please?! I can't watch that anymore. But before he can get rid of it.... You can never get rid of me! Someday you'll be me! She laughs now that I've become her. I've watched my transformation, she evil laughs as little me turns into her true evil form then little me turns my direction and sees me. She evil laughs too. It's only a matter of time. Blue! I cry again.

Jack?! I call to the past Jack. Farrah? We crash into him. Hi Farrah and present future me. Whose this? A new old friend I meet or rather make in about two years from now. Little Farrah got lost and separated from the group. I know I'm looking for her Wendy told me what happened. Do you know where you are? Come with us. We point him in the right direction. There. Thanks.

We hide when we watch them interact. Farrah there you are. He runs over to me. I've been looking all over for you, your friends are worried sick. Come on let's go find them. He helps me up wiping my tears from my face. How'd you know where I was? A good friend said they saw you. I'm sorry I'm late I had guardian stuff to do. But, you know if you call for me I'll come for you. I know I hugged him burying my face in his chest.

You'll never be alone Farrah, even if I can't always be here with you I promise I'll be sure to make sure that someone always is. And I'll never be where you can't see me. In your heart and in your dreams. We'll always be together. He kisses my forehead. You're ok now, you're safe. After all I'm a guardian of childhood and we protect children. I know Jack. I love you. He wrapped his arms around me. Resting his head on mine. You'll always be MY guardian right? I wouldn't want anyone else. I promise. Now come on let's get you back to your friends. Our friends Jack.

That's right. And when everyone else turns their back on you if that ever happens I'll always be by your side. Pinkie promise? Yes my pinkie does indeed promise. Wanna know a secret? I nod my head. I love you too, and always will and when you're older we'll be together for ever. How long do I need to wait? When you turn 16. I promise. Pinkie promise? Pinkie promise.

He looks over his shoulder and winks at us. They go the opposite way as us. Jack and I hold hands as I lean my head on his shoulder. And I've still kept my promise. Haven't I? Yeah I'd say you did. You kept me from becoming evil. That's my job squirt. And as promised I make sure you're never alone when I can't be there and I'm glad its Blue.

And where were my friends? Spraying water guns at each other, riding bikes when we met back up with my siblings. And now that Dipper is older in this moment than Wendy she tells Tambry that she thinks he's cute. Farrah Jack there you guys are. My friends come running leaving their stuff where it is to come hug me. I don't hug. Robbie crosses his arms. Come on Robbie. Wendy tells him.

She pulls him in and we all hug. Jack nudges me. I look. We were worried sick about you. But, Jack said he'd go get you and to stay here. We're so glad you're ok. The scene changes to the mystery shack. Stan has just opened the wax museum. Farrah, you're home. Did you have fun with your friends? Yes Stan. That's nice sweetheart now come help with these wax figures.

Wow, if only these wax figures could talk Yeah, wouldn't that be a nice attraction? He chuckles ruffling my hair. Wanna shine 'em up for me make 'em all sparkle take good care of them, be in charge of them? Of course I will Stan. That's my girl he says giving me a one arm hug.

They find a screwdriver with the mystery shack icon thing on it. Mabel and Dipper take their laser tag vests off. Inside at the vending machine Soos was doing the same thing my siblings had been doing and Mabel comes to the rescue to do what he did for them. Later the scene cuts again to his birthday party, they hope to find out why Soos is upset about his birthday by spying on the scene.

But then we hear about his dad that he was expecting his dad, but it turns out he never showed up that he hasn't seen him in 8 years but that he keeps sending postcards from each place he visits promising to come back next year for sure. Soos is bummed out and doesn't feel like partying anymore.

When we hear Blendin and the police people come I cast a spell to make us all turn invisible. We hear them say that if you win the game we can use the time wish for literally anything and fix any problem just like that! When they leave they decide that no matter what we needed to win that time wish and wish that Soos's dad came to his 12th birthday and that would mean his birthdays would be fixed forever.

Do you think we can beat Blendin in Globnar? If we do it together. Besides if we don't do it for us then we need to do it for Soos he'd do the same for us. We decide to turn ourselves in and paly their game. And we hope that we'll win. And when we leave the screwdriver is left behind as we disappear to go win Globnar.

There's a whole montage of us wining a bunch of these silly games and then there's only one game left and its laser tag, which was fine for us because we end up winning. But when we get it we tell Time Baby that the wish isn't for us and then we go back to the present to find Soos and tell them what happened.

But while we are gone Soos is upset and wondering if he should leave and go make himself dinosaur shaped cookies or stay, but then time freezes and that's when we come back. But before we left we had to decide the fate of the loser and even though Blendin wanted to wish away our existence we did mess up his life and he's too sad to be a bad guy. We decide that we would give him hair and his position back.

We found away to save your birthday! We tell him. Soos is so happy to see us and is so happily surprise that we battled monsters for him just so that we could bring him the time wish to meet his dad, but Soos decides to heal us instead because he knows that we're really his family that whoever his dad is can take a hike because he knows we all really care about him and that his dad didn't. That he wished for infinity pizza.

We play laser tag together until the place closes for the night, but in the time frame when we saw Soos at his party and his picks up the screwdriver and goes to the mystery shack where Stan is throwing out the last handy man. Grunkle Stan? I point. Hi, I'm Farrah. Nice to meet you. He should be our handy man Stan. I tug at his pant leg. You can you fix a golf cart? I- uh.... You're hired, one size fits all he says tossing him a shirt with the ? on it. Soos smiles.

After your done with that I want you to babysit my 6 year old niece. I've got things to sell and I need her to stay entertained. I'm a boring old man she's not wanna stay in here and watch me work. Yes sir. Say, what's your name? I told you mine. I'm Soos. Nice to meet you.