Trust no one: It gets weirder from here

He's back

Tonight Stan and I were down in the lab and we finally had enough power to open the portal at full power. Me trying to enter both time was a glitch and a miracle but not enough to have brought Ford back. I didn't know him before going in except when Stan told me stories about him but I'd known him going in and being trapped on the other side but now with all of this power every once in a while things will be floating and lights will be flickering and we might even get found out.

But it will all have been worth it when Ford comes back. He'd been waiting to get his brother back for 30 years and he'd lost me and got me back in a matter of 8. And when I turn 18 it will all be over. I'll be evil or possibly even sometime before then and rule over with evil Bill as his queen when the nightmares take over. Jack will leave me Stan won't know who I am the twins will be in danger. And that's not a risk I was willing to take. But there's no turning back now. This was it. After all this time and no one was going to stop us.

Not bothering to look at the warning he holds out his hand and I look up at him as red sirens flash. We're in this together kid. You and me. We're gonna get my brother back. He ruffles my hair. Hey before with that stuff. Yeah, wouldn't let anyone getting hurt. He takes off his gloves and wipes his forehead it has toxic on it and he burns himself. Uh..... On the count of 3.... 1.... Both: 3!

This is it kid the moment we've been waiting for. Everything floats around us and around Gravity Falls the laptop reading a warning that says active with a picture of the portal and the countdown. It may be a bump ride Stan says to me. But it will be totally worth it I finish hugging him. That's right squirt and in about 18 hours everything will change today. Once it is morning (outfit 25) the twins had found with the help of my friends and why they were here without being summoned IDK but helped my sister find fireworks.

And Stan and I came to find them and tell them not to set them off without us until we got them blowing stuff up leaving my sister as she put it G-D of destruction so maybe this was a bad idea after all but hey it's not a party until the cops show up. And they asked if had a permit for what we were doing. IDK officer do you have a permit for being lame? Good point carry on they told us. But some spots around the shack had fire and we needed to clean it up.

And how? How about with water balloons? Mabel asked us. I don't see why not. Stan told her. So then we were all having a good time doing that the twins throwing water balloons at each other me sitting in the shade eating a popsicle wearing my vampire sunscreen and false mist. Nothing going wrong for once. This is what summer was all about and my friends were even in on it too. Spirit of dreams and guardian of fun and hey he's doing his job hanging out with kids.

Such a great sight to see I'd love to see the kids again but in my own body not some kind of body swop magic. His sister was so cute and it was so cool meeting the other guardians makes me wonder if Blue and Sandy would get along. Cheers to Grunkle Stan he's not just an uncle he's the greatest uncle. You know its very unnatural for siblings to get along as well as the two of you do (Tell that to Farlie ;) ) Don't worry we've got the whole rest of the summer to drive each other crazy. Mabel tells him.

Right all summer. Stan says nervously. And then he tells them there was something we needed to tell them. And then he pulls me inside and stops himself but before we reach the inside agents attack the shack and special agent cars pull up to the house and the two main agents try to arrest Stan but myself and my friends get in the way. Unfortunately they wanted us as well. We don't know what's going on here but we know it's not good. What did you two do? Jack whispered into my ear. Me?! I whisper back.

Sh stop it guys Blue warns us. We've been watching your family all summer. And they said something about Stan stealing waste. What? That's crazy talk! He was in the gift shop restacking the shack last night I was with him the whole time. Yeah, there's gotta be some kind of mistake?! Our siblings tell them. Tell them guys? They ask my friends. Overruled we don't trust anything these 3 say they are abnormalities each with their own set of magic powers. No one should have as much power as your sister does.

But you scanned us we're 100% human. Negative while we've been watching you all we've noticed that you use an invention called false mist makes you all look normal and sneak around under our radar. Sorry kids but we have to take your mystical creature friends in too. As we get taken away Stan calls after them that they have to believe him that this time he was innocent. Even though I knew we weren't. Wanna tell us what this is about? Jack asked me. No, I don't want to get you two involved more than you already are. I frowned at him whispering to them from the back seat.

They had Stan in a different one away from us. Since there were so many of us. At the shack Stan calls Soos to protect the vending machine with his life. After he got his mug shot taken and his finger prints taken and all the red string got tied to him or whatever for one of those who done it cases and they wanted to take Mabel and Dipper to child services and they needed to get out of there and look at the security stapes once they were out they needed to get to the shack.

But when they thought they could clear our names or Stan's since I did nothing wrong and neither did my friends we were just accomplices and they were accomplices of an accomplice. They warned them that Stan had scammed the whole world that he had a secret double life and that one min he's playing with water balloons and the next he was building a doomsday device but Dipper told them they had no idea what they were talking about.

At the station.... *UG* how are we gonna get out of here! This is all my fault! I knew keeping my powers after all was a bad idea now we're all in this mess. I should've never gone down there that day I would've never figured out my powers small things lead to big things and the two big things were Stanford getting sucked in and will have been coming out so now its supposed to happen in 5 hours and Stan and I have to be there for that. He's been trying to set it back the way it was 30 years ago today. When he lost his brother. And ever since I came back we've been planning his return all summer.

I'm so sorry I dragged you both into this mess. Are you kidding? This has been the best summer ever. Granted it could also be the last summer ever but it was the best one and I'm not even supposed to be here. It's too hot. Wait! Stan set his watch to watch the countdown and every so often the gravity shifts and if we wait for just the right moment we can get out of here! Wait for it, wait for it.... I feel it I feel it.

And then we can feel it getting stronger and stronger and a baby hiccup or a baby earthquake happens where people are picked up and set back down and inside the shack the twins find the tapes from last night. They see him restocking with me in there with him and then he goes outside and I go into the another part of the room where the lab is. And then Stan is alone until 5am with toxic waste.

And then they find the box of fake I.Ds. and then the newspaper that says that Stan is dead. Which is not good. It proves he's guilty and possibly I'm in on it since I disappeared for hours and never came back up until morning with Stan with me. We've been looking for answers all summer when the biggest mystery was under our noses! Dipper complains. Wait think about there's got to be some kind of reasonable explanation. Look for some kind of secret code.

Once they do they find the code to get into the lab behind the vending machine. Where Soos is. At the station we all feel the gravity move us around as we float around and Stan takes this chance to unlock his handcuffs and get his wallet back and then he locks the agents into the room and he comes to find us and opens our cell door and takes off our hand cuffs. I run to hug him. Yeah, yeah hugs all around we gotta go kid!

I take my friends and we get out of there but time is running out and we don't a watch to tell us that because the stronger the gravity loss the less time we have. Outside Stan pays a Taxi guy to drive as far away from the mystery shack as he can go and not to stop even when the cops chase him. As he gives him $100 and we run on foot to the shack but at the shack they have to "fight off" Soos and they get passed him and into the lab.

But they find out the truth. Mabel tries to convince him that he has the other journals because he could be author but Dipper just thinks that he's some kind of criminal mastermind but all he really wants to do is get his brother back but Dipper reads the warning and tries to get Soos and Mabel to help him shut down the machine. And then we 4 come in. They also have no idea if I'm really their sister because I'm not from this world.

All: Whatever you do don't push that button! We tell them. You gotta believe us! You have to trust us! We know it all sounds crazy but you have to listen to us Dipper please?! Stan begs him. Why should we trust you you've lied to us all summer! And you! You've been gone for 8 years who knows where certainly not here or at home or you would've come back when summer ended! I already know that you've got to be evil you didn't pass Bill's test when he tricked you into thinking the room was unlocked because only those that were good and pure could enter and you're a demon!

Dipper accused me. Dipper trust me you don't want to see me in my demon form. You haven't seen me evil! And I'm trying not to make that happen! I've seen it when I was a ghost when Bill took over my body. You're supposed to be Bill's queen and rule over the nightmare realm just like your servant said! And because you're magic is evil whose to say Blue or Will or the other Bill isn't?! Dipper?! I frown before hanging my head.

He was right about me. I can't be trusted. I'm a nightmare born in that world. Part vampire, wizard and mermaid. He's right not to trust me and the book even says so. I'm dangerous I knew that I was. And I tried to stop it by taking away my powers. I didn't want anyone getting hurt because of me. When gravity makes us float around Mabel gets to the button and Stan tells her not to push it. But she's upset because she doesn't even know if Stan is her Grunkle or if I'm really her sister.

Listen remember that there was something we had to tell you guys today. We wanted to tell you that you were going to hear some pretty bad things about me but that everything we've ever done was for the love of this family. Mabel you have to listen to me please?! If you need proof we can take a blood test but I am your big sister I was born in the nightmare realm sure and mom used to be an evil demon her parents are the queen and king and she feel in love with our dad on Earth. She wanted to leave her past behind but wanted to have me in a place that was familiar to her.

All magic comes with a price and that's why I look human. You wanna know where I've been for 8 years? I came here every summer until I discovered this place and I DIDN'T listen to Stan and because I didn't listen to him I got taken away and met evil Bill but also good Bill. I have only ever used my powers for good. Please Mabel trust us! What if they're lying Mabel?! Dipper asks her. But she lets go and says that she trusts us and the alert goes off and the time on the clock goes off.

And then there is a bright light. A man comes out and goes to the journal the 6 fingered man as he takes it and picks it up and puts it in his coat. Who is that? Dipper asks. The author of the journals. My brother. Is this the part where someone faints? Mabel asks. Oh I'm on it Dude! Soos says before he does faint. To be continued.