Trust no one: It gets weirder from here

Fantasy comes to life

Today (outfit 10) we were all being lazy it was a "lazy Tuesday" as my sister put it. Jack had gone and done his job as fast as he could so that he could come back and hang out but oddly enough there was nothing happening what's so ever. IDK where my brother was or what exactly Stan was doing but Jack and Bill were on either side of me as we cuddled up and took a nap.

Up until then everything was peaceful and we'd be finishing Ducktective finally later this afternoon but then Ford came up from the lab with a Cycloptopus on his wrist. At the sound of my siblings and Stan screaming we wake up in the recliner and try and kill the thing that was attacking since we heard Ford say to get down that it would eat human flesh while Stan was yelling to kill it as he hit it with his newspaper.

Well that's ok. I shrug. You say it eats human flesh. I'm part vampire, mermaid, and wizard and Jack is an immortal winter spirit guardian of fun and Bill/Will is as you know a dream demon so it can't really affect any of the 3 of us. What is that thing? Dipper asked him. Can we keep it? Mabel asked us. I'm not sure if I agree more with Stan or Mabel I shrug scratching my head.

Why we already have a pet? Jack teases. Which one the pig or the goat? I question. None of the above. Bill laughs with Jack. I froze Jack with my mermaid powers and tried to attack Bill with them but then he formed his blue fire hands and I flinched. What's the matter? Is it the fire or the hands? Bill teased lifting an eyebrow. I jumped back as he melted the ice off of Jack. You guys aren't funny. I swiped my hands at them before crossing them as I humph.

When the creature's eye turns into its mouth that's when Ford strikes it has been fried. Dipper tries to go after him. When Ford tells Dipper that the dark weird road that I travel I'm afraid you cannot follow. He turns back to myself and my friends before he goes into the lab. While Mabel tells him not to take it hard or personal Stan told him to take it personal and that his brother was a dangerous know it all. And the stuff he was working on was dangerous and that he should stay away from him.

But Grunkle Stan I've been obsessing over finding the author of the journals all summer and now that he lives under our roof I'm not allowed to talk to them?! But Mabel reminded him that the only mystery they needed this week was the season finally of the T.V. just like I was saying. Your sister is right you belong up here with myself and Mabel and maybe even Farrah and her friends. They can and do go wherever they want when they want. And Farrah was down there just as much as I usually was. Up until my brother came back into my life.

Come on Dipper quack with us. Mabel suggested. You want a quacking duck Mabel? I smirk asking her. If it's a duck you want its a duck you've got. At that I used my magic to give her exactly what she wanted. Wait what is that quacking noise? Because it's not Dipper. Turn around Mabel I encouraged her. Wow, you brought in a real duck. Can I keep it? It's an illusion Mabel I shake my head and IDK how to make it real. But kid that is a real live duck Stan reminded me.

Yes, I know I nod. It's just that its only temp magic doesn't last forever. A little while later as we were watching T.V. waiting for the finally to come on I looked over from my spot on the couch and saw that my sister was writing. It was a letter to our parents. And it was talking about meeting Ford and the portal and gravity being upside down. If our parents were normal humans they would think she had a big imagination but not our parents.

And on T.V. a lot of the towns people are talking about the aftermath of the incident buildings are upside down the shack is temp shut down. When Dipper comes back in from the store he says he's found his fav game DD & more D. Kind of dungeons and dragons. But when he explains the rules to Mabel and says he needs two people to play she thinks the game sounds like homework. Then Soos comes and Mabel leaves but as it turns out Soos does a thing like LARP with the police officers and Toby.

He tried to explain the game to us but Jack thought it sounded complicated and Blue and I knew the game and knew about the real game and the infinity dice. It was the most known game in all the multiverses and we know the dangers of the game but it was up to Dipper to figure out the truth on his own. Stan makes fun of the game and Dipper tells them that they just weren't smart enough to play. So, he goes and plays with Gompers. Hey great you rolled a 17. This is sad maybe I should just go back to obsessing over Wendy again. Gompers give me my dice back. When it falls under the house near the lab....

Ah! My 38 sided die. He falls trying to get to it with the game in his hand and when Ford finds him he warns him about how dangerous his work is before he sees the game and tells Dipper its his fav game in the multiverses and that they should stop all his work and play. Upstairs my friends sandwich me in the middle while Mabel and Stan get their food latches for us to use to eat our snakes and Stan has a taxidermy of the main character. That is really messed up Mabel exclaims. Dipper would love this. Where is he anyways? You know I haven't heard from him all afternoon Stan says.

Down in the lab the guys were playing their game Dipper changes the subject to asking him where he had been and what he was working on but Ford told him that no one could handle the truth and it was best if no one knew that it was too dangerous. When he wanted Dipper to stop asking questions Dipper said he had one more for now. Ok fine. Did you see my sister in any of multiverses you were in while you were gone? Yes, we spent a lot of time together when she wasn't making friends with the creatures in the other multiverses. Like her best friend "Blue."

Yeah she said she created him with her own magic made a good version of Bill and from what we've seen so far he really is good even though Farrah believes her powers and her are evil and I haven't made it easy on her by reading through your journal how you can't trust vampires that's rule number one on them. She was made to be evil and in an alternate timeline she is. What would cause her to do that willingly? He asked. From what I saw she was a little kid she got lost playing with her friends and since no one came looking for her and decided that they weren't really her friends she wanted to go home she went with your mom to her kingdom and became evil.

I've seen her true form before her evil form when she can see herself in the mirror she sees her evil reflection and that when she's 18 she'll or she's supposed to rule over the kingdom with Bill as her prince. Do you think she would really ever become evil? Dipper asked. No I have faith in her. But as far as my journey's go I can show you one thing I've found on my travels. He pulled out the infinity dice. Which he said was outlawed in like 9,000 other worlds that it had literally infinite sides and outcomes that their faces could melt their faces into jelly that the world could turn into an egg or they could just roll an 8 and that he had it in cheap plastic case.

During the night they planned their dudgeons trying to stump each other and in the morning (outfit 1) we were ready for the finally of the show where we had last left off the main character was shot in the hospital but when we were ready to watch the living room had graph paper everywhere and when Stan and Ford started arguing about the game and the show he took the bag from Ford somehow me and my friends knew what was in it. As we all yelled at Stan no not to do that but it was too late and he had thrown the dice and it landed on Probabilitor the evil wizard from the game and some of his goons because they are the smartest players and to eat their brains.

While Mabel and Grenda and me and my friends wanted to go after them Stan decided it was fair play to let the wizard eat some of Ford's brain "even things out a little" as Stan called it. But when he said we could go on wizard quest we all cheered. We were going to the forest where the game would take place and now we all had to play even when we didn't want to play the irony huh?! When we got there the wizard had the elf use his magic to get the brain eating pot ready and there were fairies and ogres waiting for us.

When the ogre strikes Stan hits him over the head with a chair and it gets knocked down and when Mabel asks if it was dead he turns to Grenda and says that because there were no cops in the forest that they would take this to their graves he would've said it to us but we were immortal. Dipper wanted to plan an escape but Ford had warned him to stop thinking. When we jump out of our hiding place he uses his magic to turn them into game pieces and now in order to get them back and save them we had to beat him in a live edition of the game.

When there are no moves Ford explains that the game is risk and imagination. I was good at both of those things and so were my friends minus Jack Blue and I were from this weirdo world. Stan was chewing gum and that would be important for later down in the game. Grunkle Stan make something up its just like lying. He says he casts a shield spell and then Mabel more or less starts taking over giggle time bouncing boots and hot flame sword when the wizard makes an ogre tornado thing Jack casts a spell to freeze it. And when there's a horse with two butts made by Mabel. Stan and Blue were both confused and proud of her.

This was way up Blue's alley weirdo creatures beyond our nightmares. When the most powerful character gets brought into the game they think we're done for but Ford tells us that we had to roll a perfect 38 to win and when Stan takes the dice at some point he sticks the gum to the dice and we win as everything goes back to "normal." When the game is over Stan apologizes for making fun of the game that it was too nerdy for him but just enough nerd for Dipper and Ford and that they can hang out whenever they want. Ford told Dipper the dice was always there for him when he needed it and that maybe they had gone a while without a real friend.

In the living room the finally was ruined because the plot twist was lame because it was just like our story the duck ended up having a twin brother and they were complaining about the big twist we'd been waiting for and how it was predicted a year ago just like GF. While in the basement Ford decides to tell Dipper a secret of a time rift and to never tell anyone this secret. Blue and I kind of already knew about it more or less from coming from their world. But no one else could know. At the end he sent Dipper to bed with this secret. And in the forest a griffin from the game took Toby while Soos and his friends were LARPING. Whelp.... Good night everybody.