Trust no one: It gets weirder from here

Road trip road trip

Today (outfit 24) Stan and Soos were outside with the camping gear and an RV. Mabel had her friends over and I had gone and summoned mine. Since I was told that I could bring them. IDK what we were up or where we were going but I made sure that I brought the False Mist stuff with me. That and my journal just in case along with anything else magical I'd need.

Whoa RV camping gear? Grunkle Stan are you running from the law again? Dipper asked him. Dudes were going on the ultimate road trip. Soos said excited. More like revenge trip! Stan said. Oh yes this I vaguely remember. I playfully rolled my eyes and crossed my arms. Before I put my vampire sunscreen on.

Every summer the other tourist trap locations prank the Mystery Shack. At least what I remember last. Yeah and they duct taped Soos to the ceiling last year. That was a fun 78 hours. Anyways were gonna hit ever tourist trap along the redwood highway and prank every single one of them. He says handing Dipper the map.

Thanks for letting me bring Grenda and Candy with me Grunkle Stan. Mabel says. Well sure the more the merrier right? Now sign the discloser agreements. Non of your parents are lawyers right? And I've got a dream demon here and a snowman so you don't have to sign anything for this trip also you guys could go wherever you want anyways. So are you coming? Soos asked Dipper.

I already took the liberty of backing all your stuff and some extra stuff that I found secretly hiding under your bed. Mabel told Dipper. And then she dumped the box out and a lot of pictures of Wendy came out. Soos Mabel and me and my friends all groan. Dipper?! Mabel groaned. I thought you were moving on from Wendy I thought you were over her?! Yeah I know I know it's over and it's never going to happen but how do I get over it?! Dipper two words move on!

Mabel told him. And you know that's something coming from Mabel as she's had a "boyfriend" every week while she's been here and all of them have been something mystical. After all where's a better chance to meet girls than on a family and friends road trip? Yeah I guess you guys are right he confirms. We all get into the RV and head for our first destination. The girls were all excited about the pamphlets and the tables in the car.

I myself was excited to be on a road trip with my siblings and my own friends well my boyfriend and my not so secret admirer whose evil half is supposed to be my evil prince charming. But this one is my friend and apparently has a huge crush on me and my boyfriend doesn't seem to care or seem too worried since they're best friends and Jack knows Blue will take care of me when he's gone. I ust worry about the heartbreak potion that the love G-D that Jack would decide that he couldn't keep going back and forth and that he'd break up with me.

Which would send me spiraling into demon territory begging to be one of them. Letting my heart break into a million pieces and begging Bill to take me as his queen. Just like the alternate universe. But also I hurt my siblings Bill is evil Jack leaves me Stan doesn't know who I am. And worst of all it would all be at my own will that my human form would go away into a sleep like state and my demon siren form would take over my evil born form. Then suddenly I sense someone in my thoughts.

Infinity what are you doing? Why are you all in your head? Come back to reality with me this is a trip of a lifetime. Everyone's all together. Nothing bad is currently happening. And don't tell me I don't understand because I above everyone else do as it is in my nature to understand as I am a dream demon. But Blue I'm not dreaming I'm just thinking. Same thing with you immortal beings that wish for a better life. That don't want to be evil or evil to take over them. To think of the worst possible case. And you're right that's the worst that can happen but its not happening right now. Just take it one day at at time. Ok? He smiles at me his hand reaching for mine.

I won't let him hurt you. And neither will Jack. Nor anyone else for that matter. Next thing I know is that we're at the "most black hearted...." was all I heard an it was a giant yarn ball, Farrah wake up. I feel something cold on my hand. Snowflake? I hear him call sweetly. I shake my head and blink my eyes. Hey kid you doing ok back there? Let's go its revenge time I need you powers assistance. Mabel and her friends take this opportunity to go inside the ball of yarn and then my friends and I follow.