Trust no one: It gets weirder from here

Stan 4 prez! Oops did I say that out loud

This morning had been a rough start to the day for Stan he had woken up with a new bodily pain and then stepped down into his slippers that had milk in them. To find a note from Mabel saying she needed to carry milk in something.

Then he went down to make breakfast but had to turn the light on but it broke on him and so he looked for more and in its place a new note from Dipper saying that he used them for Soos and ended up at the grocery store in front Wendy's friends.

They were making fun of him for being old. Well Robbie was but I would expect nothing more from him. For your information I was gonna shoplift most of this stuff. Then the clerk called security but he tried to use a smoke bomb to get away.

Only to find out they were expired back in 1969. Poor Stan. He got tackled by officers after that. And then came home. A rough start to a new day but it will have all been worth it when I fix that....

Good morning Stan I (outfit 5) stand in the kitchen making everyone breakfast and I did mean everyone. Even my friends were here this morning. I thought we were out of light bulbs? We were which is why I invented my own. Lasts 1000 years and the light it gives off makes your skin softer.

So where have you been? Ford asked him after giving his explanation. As Stan tossed away the light bulbs. I put breakfast on the table for everyone leaning over to kiss his forehead. You look like you've had a rough morning.

Yeah he *sighs* taking his food to sit by the T.V. Didn't you get my note? Your what? I know my siblings left notes I left mine on the back of them didn't you flip the notes over? I'll show you....

I use my powers to show him looking at the notes this morning and an arrow pointing to the other side where he couldn't see unless he flipped it over. Note: Good morning Stan take these for your pain I made myself. Love you Farrah.

Then the slippers came and he read my sister's note. Note: Dear Stan I wouldn't use those slippers if I were you try these they'll warm your feet or cool them whichever you'd like they'll sense how you're feeling and change the temp when you need them too. Stay comfy love you. Farrah.

Then the back of Dipper's note. Note: Stan, we're out of lightbulbs but I wouldn't go anywhere if I were you I'm sure Ford will invent his own so don't bother. You just sit and watch T.V. and read the paper I'll be down in a min to make breakfast. Love you Farrah.

I'm sorry kid I didn't see them. Thank you. I love you too. The T.V. turns on and it is announced that the mayor has died. Stan is very surprised. The news lady talks about a statue being made in his honor and how he put up the water tower and put Gideon behind bars in adult prison.

And then there was news that after a century they would have an election to replace him this afternoon. And with that the T.V. goes off. I wonder who it's going to be. Stan questions as the T.V. shows his reflection. He would have my vote.

Later that afternoon the whole town meets up together at the town hall. As the Sheriff reads the requirements for who can run for mayor. They must cast a shadow count to 10 and be able to throw their hat into the ring.

The first to throw their hat is Bud Gleeful Gideon's dad who looks good for the fact that we put his son in prison. And of course there is some question about him being mayor. Making laws for his son and all that. To free him.

My family and friends are all concerned the only one not concerned is Bud. And I had a very bad feeling that he was up to something. Because just like in real politics he avoided questions that would get him in trouble and distracted everyone with fancy things.

Things like 50% off a used car. Feh! A used car oh boy! Note sarcasm. It's not like its a new shinny car that they got 50% off of its an old used car. Wake up people! How dumb can these people me we've been tricked by the Gleeful's before.