House of Caletara

To the heroes

"The last time I was here, we fought the night king, white walkers and even still it's as fucking cold as I remember" she grumbled riding down kings road they just passed the trident where rhaegar lost his life to Robert— her children sat comfortably along with her wife in the warm carriage oh how she wished she had taken the invitation and not tried to show her grit.

"It's the north your grace, it would be silly expecting anything different" Alex groaned at Rodrik.

"Shut up, I hoped the reason it was so cold was because of the night king" she huffed while the kingsguard laughed "I fucking got my hopes up for nothing." She muttered loud enough for her guard to hear.

The carriages window slid open, she raised a brow at her sons head popping out "Are we there yet?"

Alex snorted "Nearly Draco, can't you feel your balls freezing?"

"Alex!" Dany chided while her son snickered. "Can you not teach our son to speak as foul as you?"

Alex rolled her eye teasingly and nudged Bronn "If I don't he'll pick it up from his loyal knight over here" she said seriously "Besides Draco is much to proper to curse."

Draco frowned "I am not! I can curse"

Alex grinned "Sure you can" she mocked jokingly.

Draco scrunched his face in childish annoyance  "I can too, listen — cocksucker , arsehole—"" the rest of the curses were muffled by a fuming Daenerys while the kingsguard laughed along with their queens

"It seems I was proven wrong, you can curse.But better you never do else I'm afraid your mother might just never lay with me again"

There was no response when the carriage window slammed shut.

Alex glanced at Bronn knowingly "You taught him that didn't you?"

Bronn sniffed "I have no idea what you are referring to my queen, our prince is the pinnacle of nobility, I would never teach him to curse like a sailor."

Alex snorted derisively "Of course not, just don't ruin my son, and please if I find you've taken him to a brothel I will have your balls."

Bronn reflexively squeezed his legs "Warning heard loud and clear my queen"

Alex nodded "Good, but really cocksucker? Couldn't you teach him something more original?"

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The rest of the journey was made with little conversation in between, her son decided he was going to ride a horse like her but Daenerys told him no— instead he found himself on her shoulders, not quite the look a queen should be going for but she couldn't really deny her darling prince and princess who sat in-front of her staring wide eyed at the snow covering winterfell.

"I've never seen so much snow before ! It's gorgeous mama" Alex wanted to scoff but instead she hummed in agreement, the snow was beautiful especially the way it created a canopy across the gods woods.

"Yes the North does have its charm" she agreed begrudgingly, they passed through winter town where the towns folk came out and waved to them while the princess and prince joyfully waved back.

Alexandra simply nodded as well as she could with her son riding her shoulders.

When the gates of the castle came into view Alexandra was quite impressed in short five years the northerners repaired the walls and gates to its former glory, no signs of battle taking place but she did notice the stone statue she comissioned loom over the walls.