The Bizarre Adventures of Doctor Who

Inside Pt. 2

"What's her name?" Lila pestered Bill about her latest attempts at romance, begging for some normal gossip for once that didn't involve heinous plots or conspiracies that span centuries complete with governments willing to kill to keep them going.

It says a lot when Lila's begging for normal gossip for once.

Bill met someone, but she won't tell Lila much about her, giving her intuition a run for its money.

Giggling as she smiled, her glossy lips shimmering under the sunlight as they're sitting outside on the patio drinking coffee, Bill tells Lila that she can't tell her anything, she doesn't want to jinx this one.

"Sorry about what happened with Daria," Lila recalled her previous girlfriend that broke up with her after two months, despite everything going swimmingly.

Took a job somewhere else and went with her other girlfriend.

Took strength on Lila's part and maybe Theodore from popping Daria's mouth for the slight.

It was only two months, as Bill pointed out, but the betrayal didn't fade away like one expected.

"I should've known something was wrong, at least I knew now than later. It was only two months, better two months than two years, right?" Bill exhaled as she stirred her coffee with the small spoon.

Bill had her share of bad dates, romances, she's come to terms with them, it's healthier realizing that for every bad romance, there's always a better one making up for it.

"Yeah, but she did you dirty, you sure this one's any better?" Lila worried that Bill's latest romance would've done similarly like Daria.

Looking at her with her warm smile, Bill thanked her for her concerns, but she's sure this romance's true.

"Smart, like, I think she's smarter than Hammond," Bill described her new love with her brown eyes twinkling. "I could like, say something like a phrase from a famous poet, she'd know it, down to the book, page, section."

This mysterious woman knew more than Bill did and she worked in the library for five years at this point.

No way she's got a cheat sheet on the side, either, Bill did everything to slip her up, but she got all it right every time.

Even the most obscure things, she managed to get, and she even corrected Bill when she intentionally got something wrong.

The only thing's that she had problems with recent stuff, like boy bands, wouldn't know anything about what's playing in the movie theaters, either, shows for that matter, too.

Classical music, books, arts, history, she aced those with flying colours.

"Well, don't keep the audience in suspense, tell us what she looks like," Lila begged for more information regarding the woman that vexed poor Bill's heart.

Her foot gently kicking up and down as she's pondering, Bill described her as someone tall, like, shorter than Theodore, but taller than Hammond, slim build, dark hair.

Seeing her having problems describing this woman that stole Bill's heart, Lila inquired how they met, and shocked when Bill admitted that she met this woman online.

"Bill, you gotta be careful, you don't know who's on the other side of the screen. She says she's a girl, but on the other end, it's a creep with a bad shave job," Lila cautioned her friend not to take everything the woman said seriously.

Everyone lies on the internet one way or another, among the factoids about beanie babies, there's plenty of people making up profiles for their own purposes, some not with great intentions.