The Bizarre Adventures of Doctor Who

The Missing REAL TV Star! Pt. 1

It's been an eventful, few weeks, with the addition of Catherine as David's companion, the man's got someone who isn't afraid to bend his ear and call him out for everything he did during his adventures, that he's regretting her coming with him, but he won't say it aloud, not with Catherine ready to hurt him at every step of the way.

Jenny had a good laugh meeting her, said that she liked Catherine, and happy someone's keeping David out of trouble for her when he's not home.

As it stands, Catherine isn't regretting her decision moving on from her life as a princess.

She's thrilled!

Unlike Lila who stumbled as an unwitting companion when she was first kidnapped by the TARDIS, Catherine embraced the lifestyle immediately, which is more than Lila was able to when she got the job.

Oh yes, Catherine's on track being one of the most active companions that Lila's aware of, having no worries of rent and someone like Hammond as a boss does that.

It'd also seem Catherine isn't innocent in causing trouble, she'd cause some more than once because she wouldn't accept anything less, and because she wasn't letting anyone talk down to her, as she dealt with when she was home.

Speaking of, Mary's been married off and miserable, as Catherine hoped.

Her plan backfiring on her, Mary's dealing with the repercussions of her actions, and knows that she can't do a damn thing about it, unless she tells the horrible truth to everyone in her court, and gets her head lopped off as punishment for her misdeeds.

That's a quick update on the happenings over the course of the weeks, nothing new on Lila's end, she's been doing what she does best, running from death, checking books in and out at the library, and having to keep the kitchen aboard the TARDIS constantly stocked just to ensure that they have something to eat when they have another inevitable layover.

Yeah, the Doctors in that big honking book says to keep the TARDIS sufficiently stocked with food in case they end up somewhere they can't eat anything without dying horribly or bringing home "friends," but the problem comes when there's an aloof giant with a stomach that makes cows look modest, and that's Lila being modest!

Apparently, that's a common trait among the Doctors, going by what Al says, they develop abnormally high in calories, appetites the moment they settled into their roles.

Compensates them running for their lives and doing death defying stunts to get adventures done.

Keeps them lean, of course, but their appetites know no bound, henceforth the tidbit about keeping the TARDIS stocked while they're traveling through inter-dimensional space and time.

So, not only is much of the money going to rent, but keeping the TARDIS stocked!

Theodore's helping with keeping the TARDIS stocked, since he eats most of the food, anyway, and he made sure to include fresh ingredients, aboard, too, for Lila, whenever she cooks.

Feels like she's on some cooking show the amount of food she's cooked in the kitchen, all that food that Lila made before Theodore inevitably ate it all!

Well, mom always said the way into a man's heart is through his stomach, but the way it's looking, that's not going to happen for a longtime.

Damn Time Lord genetics, Theodore can power through more food than a professional eater at those competitions, and he doesn't have one inch on his waist.

At least Theodore looks better when he's eating, not the people who shove food into their mouths like they haven't eaten for a couple of centuries.

That's something, and, he's at least nice enough to share his spoils with Lila.