sonic: *opens the fridge; no food in sight; just a fly..*
sonic: ugh! tails, i thought you said you cleaned out all the cabinets and fridge for flies!
tails: i tried! the flies won...
sonic: *checks cabinet; it's empty;*
sonic: yo! who ate all the food?
vector: *sneaks out of the house with charmy and espio*
vector: shush! he'll suspect nothing!
sonic: we need food!
amy: let's go shopping for some!
y/n: yay! silver and shadow, come to the store with me peasants!
silver:...ok
shadow: peasants??
amy: can i come-
y/n; NO! * takes shadow's and silver's hand*
amy: HOW COME?
y/n: BECAUSE THE WRITER NEEDS ONLY THREE PEOPLE AND THIS IS AN X READER BOOK! *leaves*
sonic: x reader??
amy: *shrugs* she's addicted to this thing called 'watt--pad?'
sticks: STOP BREAKING THE FORTH WALL!!!
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shadow: okay, silver, you drive...
silver: what- why?
y/n: cuz your the only one with a license...
silver: what happened to both of yours?
y/n and shadow: *looks at each other; screen turns into a whirlpool*
(flashback; 2 weeks ago)
y/n: shadow, put the gun away...
shadow: it's not loaded!
y/n: put it back!
shadow: no! *gets in driver's seat*
y/n: jeez; fine! *gets into the passenger seat- but is stopped by shadow*
y/n: what?
shadow: *points to the seat* this seat's taken...sit in the back...
y/n: *looks at the seat to see the gun set belt to the seat*
y/n: IT'S A GUN!
shadow: IT'S MY GUN! NOW GET IN THE BACK OR I'M LEAVING YOU HERE!!
(5 minutes later)
shadow: *gets honked by a driver*
y/n: *rolls down window* GO AROUND BITCH!
shadow and y/n: *hears police sirens...*
y/n: *chuckles nervously* g-go around?
cop: excuse me sir, but you were going over 50- is that a gun?
shadow: yeah...?
y/n: *slowly begins to open the back car door*
cop: you can't have a gun lying around like that!
shadow: oh please! it's not even loaded!
cop: it's still very dangerous!- hey!
shadow: *looks through review mirror to find y/n making a run for it*
shadow: HEY! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME!
y/n: *screams*
y/n: ALREADY DID JACKASS!!
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silver: oh, that's what sonic meant about busting you guys out of jail....
shadow and y/n: *nod*
silver: fine! i'll drive! get in the car
shadow:.....
y/n: what?
shadow: can i bring my gun-?
y/n and silver: NO!
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silver, y/n, and shadow: *arrive at the store*
silver: *grabs a cart*
shadow: *takes it from him*
y/n: *hops into the cart*
silver: okay, so i think we should get some milk-
shadow and y/n: *gone*
silver: oh c'mon...
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y/n: *filling the cart with junk food*
shadow: *trying to reach the cereal at the top of a shelf*
shadow: hey, pipsqueak! get the cereal up there!
y/n: okay ! but...your taller then me-
shadow: just do it!
y/n: *climbs the shelf and grabs the cereal, jumping back down*\
y/n: got it-
*the entire shelf falls over, knocking into others creating a domino of aisles.
*y/n and shadow are stood in the middle of it, looking at each other*
y/n: run...
shadow: *grabs y/n hand and just runs before security can come*
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silver: *looking for y/n and shadow before hearing a loud crash*
silver: seriously?
*he makes is way over to the crashed shelves and saw shadow and y/n make a run for it*
security: excuse me, sir. are these two yours?
silver: *looks to the guard with y/n and shadow in his arms*
silver: what would happen if i say yes?
security: i'll have to sadly call the cops on you three
y/n: COPS? NO NOT AGAIN!
shadow: see..THIS IS WHY I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT MY GUN!
silver: no, i never met these people in my life... *walks away*
y/n: SILVER!
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silver: *comes homes with bags of groceries*
blaze: uh, silver?- where's y/n and shadow?
silver: by now, probably jail?
sonic: I AM NOT BUSTING THEM OUT AGAIN!
tv news: suspects have escaped the custody of the police. please, if any of you see these two animals, call 911 immediately.
amy: looks like you don't have to bust anyone out...
blaze: we JUST needed groceries!
YOU ARE READING
𝙓𝙊𝙓𝙊 (kisses, hugs) | various!sonic x reader
FanfictionCOMPLETED , DISCONTINUED | not this book being so fucking old, i hate the writing in here so let's pretend 13 year old me knew how to write 😗
