Somewhere in the castle, stood a silver droid robot with minus signs in their eyes, looking in the mirror, complementing itself.
Negative Droid: Everyone knows I'm the best character to be ever created, they just don't know it yet, once they see me, they won't resist! I am the most handsome and I know it-
Tinker: You know you're a terrible character, right?
Negative Droid: Says the one who died in the chapter I was introduced in! You're just-
Tinker: Shut up! Just shut up with that!
Negative Droid: Oh what, are you afraid of being wrong?
Tinker: No! I'm afraid of you going on for a whole hour of how good you are! Nobody cares! We all know it and nobody cares! Will the chat please back me up?!
Negative Droid: You're the one acting like a child about this!
Tinker: Just shut up!! I don't wanna hear it!
Negative Droid: You need to calm down-
Tinker: SHUT UP!
Negative Droid: NO YOU SHUT UP-
Tinker then punches the robot.
Tinker: I. Don't. Want. To. Hear. It.
Negative Droid: *Gasp* You scratched my polished metal!
He grabbed his laser rifle.
Negative Droid: Prepare for demolition!
He fired but misses his shot when Tinker blinded him with coal.
Negative Droid: Agh! My eyes!
Tinker: You're being dramatic, you know that right?
Negative Droid: Says the one who ruined my hardware!
Tinker: I'll fucking do it again!
Negative Droid: Not if I do it first to you!
Tinker: What software? I hate to brag but my hardware IP number is one.
Negative Droid: No wonder you're old as dirt!
Tinker: At least I function better than you!
Negative Droid: Oh yeah?!
Tinker: Yeah!
Negative Droid: Well try doing this!
He does the robot in a quirky way, Tinker only yawns.
Tinker: You finished?
Negative Droid: Yep, go ahead, wow me.
Tinker: Very well.
He does a more advanced robot, twisting his limbs around.
Tinker: That's how you do a proper robot.
Negative Droid: No, that's called malfunctioning, cause you're old!
Tinker: Swivel your arms then.
Negative Droid: What?
Tinker: Go ahead, do it..I'm waiting.
Negative Droid: Okay, you asked for it.
Tinker: I know.
He does so and ended up pulling a wire.
Negative Droid: OW! MY WIRES!
Tinker couldn't help but laugh his bolts off.
Negative Droid: It's not funny! You asshole!
Tinker: Well I'm laughing.
Negative Droid: Shit..low battery..
Tinker: Thank god, he ran out of juice.
Meggy then comes in with fury in her eyes.
Tinker: Uh..I'm just gonna clean this up..
He nervously sweeps away the body and acts like everything's normal.
Meggy: Can't have one day of relaxation..
Y/N: Tell me about it..
(Well dang, seems like they'd make great brothers)
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What ifs? - Two Peas in One Pod (Meggy x Male Reader) edition
FanfictionEver wondered if things went a different route? Well luckily your suggestions will be answered! Published May 22nd, 2022
