What ifs? - Two Peas in One Pod (Meggy x Male Reader) edition

What if Y/N was Kung Lao?

You and Beta were out and about at the bar, drinking and talking, until you both became wasted pretty badly..

Beta: And So I smelled a dill pickle and went blind for an entire hour..and lemme tell you..it ain't fun..

Y/N: Whoa..really?..

Beta: Yeah..pickles are dangerous...

Y/N: Amen to that one sir..

Beta: Say..don't mind me asking this..

He looks up at your head and wonders..

Beta: Why do you keep that funny hat on your head?..

Y/N: Oh this?!..I keep the sun out of my eyes with it..

Beta: Oh..cool..cool..I should get me one of those..

Y/N: I recommend it..hey...why do we have five fingers?..

Beta: Cause how else would we put two in the pink and one in the stink?..

Y/N: I'm sorry..what?..

Beta: I'd punch some tho..

Y/N: Are we even talking about the same thing?..

Beta: I don't know man, we're drunk!

Y/N: Alright..you're right about that..

Beta: Sooo..wanna go perform an armed robbery? I've got my unlimited supply of bananas to troll the cashier..

Y/N: Ey..that's pretty good!

Beta: So let's do it then-

Just as Beta was about to get up, four familiar faces show up out of nowhere..

Jackson: Get the motherfuckers that wrong us!

Adam, Rogue and Clare get into their fighting stance, but you both sighed and get up, you spun your hat around enough until blades poked out, surprising the inklings and Beta.

Beta: Damn! You didn't tell me your fancy hat did that!

Y/N: You never asked what it could do.. watch this!

Rogue: Alright, enough magic tricks bub..hand over the money-

You swiftly toss the hat and watch as Rogue froze for a moment.

Clare: Uhh..what just happened?..

Y/N: Wait for it..

You say calmly before approaching Rogue and pushing him over, to the dreadink's horror, Rogue was sliced clean in half..

Beta: Alright, now that's amazing!

He clapped as the other three were freaked out enough and ran off like bats out of hell.

You hold your hand out and retrieve your hat back, putting it back on top of your head and smiling contently.

Beta: And here I thought the hat was used for making yourself look like some sort of secret agent..

Y/N: Hah, you'd be surprised by what I can do..

Then two familiar individuals frantically enter the bar, it was Tari and Meggy, they both run up and hug you and Beta.

Meggy: Thank god you're both safe!!

Tari: Y-Yeah! We heard about Jackson's little plan..d-did he hurt you two?..

Beta: Pfft, he wishes..

Y/N: Look down..

The girls seemed confused at first but look down, shocked but confused.

Meggy: What?! Who..

Tari: Who did this?!..

Y/N: I..Uh..I did..

Meggy: That's..how did you do that?..

She asked with wonder, you simply take your hat off and hand it to her.

Meggy: A hat?..Y/N, be serious about this..you can't cut someone in half with-

Then the blades triggered and revealed themselves, Meggy's pupils shrink in response.

Meggy:..A hat....

Tari: Wh-Whoa..that's..

Beta: The coolest fuckin thing ever?!

Meggy: I..okay, I'll admit, that was pretty cool..I wish I had been there to see it..

Tari: I don't know about this..

Beta: You would've enjoyed it..

Tari was still unsure about it, but brushed it off since this is the SMG4 Skullyverse we're talking about.

Y/N: Hey, how about we go get some Crusty Sean's? I heard he came out with a new dish!

Meggy's and Tari's eyes lit up with excitement as you said that.

Meggy: Yeah! I'm starved!!

Tari: I can eat, all I've had today was grapes on toast!

Beta:.look, I love you and all, but my god..that's the weirdest combination I've ever heard of in my life..

Tari giggled shyly and held Beta's hand in response.

Tari: And I love you too for being yourself..sometimes..

Beta: Hey, I appreciate it.

He smirked and kissed her on the cheek, making Tari giggle more.

Meggy: So..ready to go deadeye?

Y/N: Me? Deadeye?

Meggy: Yea you!

She nudged your arm and brought you down for a kiss on the lips before guiding you to the restaurant, as Tari and Beta followed..

Soonly enough, the scene cuts to the squad foreshadowing their outfits as Beta has a darker clone next to him, Tari with two steel fans, and Meggy with a green bandana over her head as well as a semi-auto strapped to her side..

(Seems the Kombat Spreads to all of us..)