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(Doomsday)
Today, for some odd reason, you, your girlfriend and your friends are in a bunker, hiding out, because the castle will blow up, Peach went mad...and if we go out there..it'll burn us to a crisp.
Bob: DaMn It, WhEn WiLl ThOsE BiTcHeS fIrE tHe BoMb?!
Simon: Soon Bob, soon.
Percy: Do we have any food left over? Or rations?
Mario: Hmmm...Nope, no food left.
Saiko: Great, we are gonna starve to death.
Beta: I say we eat the weakest one!
Boopkins: What?!
Tari: No!
Desti: We are not eating Boopkins.
Beta: Shit, you're right..there's a lot more meat on Mario.
Mario: Hey!
SMG4: No ones gonna eat anyone!
Beta: Then it's reserve to starvation then.
Beth: I wish I still had those gummy squids..
Beta: Great...what the fuck am I supposed to eat?
Percy glared at Beta, he knew what he was gonna say.
Beta: No.
Percy: Beta, we talked about this.
Beta: I'm not eating a fucking cockroach, Percy.
Percy: I lived in a jungle half of my life, bugs are good sources of protein.
Beta: Why don't you eat a cockroach.
Percy: Okay.
He grabs a cockroach trying to crawl away and eats it like it was nothing.
Beta: I- Uh...
Percy: See? Not bad.
Mario: Ooooh, Mario wants to eat one!
Percy: Dig in.
He finds one and inhales it.
Mario: Meh, could use sauce.
Bob: FuCk ThIs! Im OuTtA hErE!
Bob tired to leave but SMG4 stopped him.
SMG4: No one leaves!
Bob: TrY mE bItCh!
SMG4 and Bob fought, in the end, Bob got tied up.
Bob: LeT mE gO! nOw!
SMG4: No.
As the minutes pass, the hungrier everyone got.
Beta: I'm so fucking hungry...even my tail is starting to look good.
He tried to eat his own tail but spits it out.
Beta: Ugh, taste like shit.
Saiko: I wonder why.
He pulled out his scythe.
Beta: Don't fucking test me, I pass every time.
Simon: Calm down Beta-
Beta: YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN!
Simon:...
Beta: Screw this, I'm leaving to get a decent meal.
YOU ARE READING
What ifs? - Two Peas in One Pod (Meggy x Male Reader) edition
FanficEver wondered if things went a different route? Well luckily your suggestions will be answered! Published May 22nd, 2022
