What ifs? - Two Peas in One Pod (Meggy x Male Reader) edition

What if Y/N was a child for a day?

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Today, was a neat day for a hangout, so you all did so. Watching a movie and eating popcorn.

Beta: Man..this is some good ol Breaking Luigi...

Ghosti: What are you even talking about?..we're watching The Memeing Dead, fucker.

Beta: Oi fuck you, I was close..

Meggy: Not really Beta, no.

Beta: What?! Not even a little?

Y/N: Sorry Beta, but no.

Beta: Fuck.

You all sigh and pause the movie for a small break.

Saiko: I'll be right back, gotta use the restroom.

She gets up and leaves.

Mario: Mario put spaghetti on his popcorn! Now it is Popsghetti!

Jeff: Wait..you didn't..

Mario: Yup! Mario put his pingas in it!

Jeff instantly gagged and spat out the popcorn, going to the kitchen to wash his tongue out with soap and hot water.

Jeff: EW EW EW! YOU'RE SICK MARIO! A SICK MAN!

Y/N: Mario, why did you do that?!

Mario: Why did Mario do spaghetti? Cause Mario is Mario.

Meggy: I get that, but in the popcorn?..No, that's disgusting..

Ghosti: Probably did it cause he knows he can't get bitches, he's too old.

Mario: Hey! Mario isn't old bitch.

SMG4: If you say so..

Mario: You know what?! Mario will prove it!

Desti did an eye roll and responded with smug grin.

Desti: You can't prove shit and you know it.

Mario: Oh yea? Just watch!

He jumps up and spam jumps backwards out the door, going lighting fast until clipping through E.Gadd's lab.

Mario: Hello Sir! Mario acquires assistance.

E.Gadd: Mario the heck?! How'd you get in here?!

Mario: Mario did the jump backwards trick! Now, can you help me or not?

E.Gadd: Depends..what do you need help with?

Mario: Mario wishes he was younger again.

E.Gadd: Erm, why? I mean I get it if you feel young again, but you're at a ripe age where you rescue the princess from Bowser.

Mario: But she's a bitch and ungrateful. I forget why Mr Nintendo made that Showtime game for her..

E.Gadd: So I see..well, what do you want me to do?