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It was a normal day, SMG4 was browsing the internet until a letter slipped through the door.
SMG4: What's this?
He gets up and walks over to pick it up. Then, his eyes widen..
It was from Nintendo.
He quickly ran outside and into the garden to see Luigi watering his plants and Mario sitting around, until SMG4 came bursting through and picked up Mario.
Mario: WHA?!
SMG4: YEET!
He threw Mario into the wall and into the computer room. Alerting Skully.
Skully: WHOA!
He ducked under him.
Skully: What the..
SMG4: MOVE!
He shoved Skully out of the way. He picked up Mario and shoved him in the chest.
Mario: SMG4 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
He successfully closes the chest, then he hears a knock at the door. It opens up, revealing three lawyers, one of them was Funky Kong.
Skully: Oh Hey Funky-
A briefcase gets thrown into his face and at the wall.
Skully: Ow?..
Lawyer Kong: WHERE IS HE?!
Skully: W-where's who?! Why are you trespassing?!
Lawyer Kong: SILENCE YOU! I'M TALKING ABOUT HIM!
He points at Glitchy.
Skully: Well you don't need to be so impolite..
A lawyer throws a golf trophy at his head.
Skully: OW! STOP THROWING THINGS AT ME!
He ignored his request and goes to SMG4.
SMG4: P-please...don't please...
He reaches into his briefcase, about to pull out a paper, until Mario got himself free.
Mario: Ugh! Smelled like shit in there!
SMG4: NO MARIO! GET BACK IN THERE AND HIDE!
Skully: I think you're a little late for that-
SMG4 shuts him up with another golf trophy. Knocking him out.
Lawyer Kong: Mario! There you are! We've been looking everywhere for you!
Mario: Ah crap. Hey lawyer guy..
Lawyer Kong: It's been five years since we've made Mario Odessey and people have been getting pissed that there hasn't been a new Mario game since.
Skully wakes up and blurts something out.
Skully:..Why would people want to save the princess for the 80th time?! How many times does this bitch need to get kidnapped by the same fucking turtle over and over again-
Lawyer Kong: SOMEONE SHUT HIM UP!
As another trophy was about to hit him, it was blocked by a lightning fast shuriken ricocheted it away from his head.
Skully:..Huh?..
Skully picks up the shuriken, examining it.
Skully: A ninja star?..
Lawyer Kong: What the heck? Someone better tell me what's going on or I'll go ape shit on this bitch..
SMG4: We don't know!-
Then a smoke bomb was tossed in, everyone was blinded until a few minutes later after the smoke cleared, Lawyer Kong and all of his colleagues were knocked unconscious.
Mario: What da shet?
SMG4: Uhh..who caused this?
Skully: I wish I could tell you..
The three look around in wonder, until some figure dropped down and landed in front of them.
SMG4: Whoa!
The trio back up and examine this figure.
Skully: Who..are you? And did you do this?
He points at the lawyers, the figure nodded and he began to remove his mask..
Mario: Hmmmm?..
Y/N: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?!
You screamed out, Mario melted, SMG4's head popped into confetti and Skully screamed before turning into a brick.
Y/N: Hah..got em..
You bow and put your shurikens away before back flipping out of the castle.
———
Meggy entered her apartment, exhausted after a session of training and stretching, hearing a satisfying pop in her back.
Meggy: Yep..that's the one..
She exhaled before seeing something on her coffee table.
Meggy: Huh?..what's this?.
She says as she approaches it, it was a shuriken with a heart carved in it.
Meggy: Hmm..
She looked interested and held it in her hands.
Meggy: I don't remember having any of these in my apartment..
You watched from outside, sitting on a tree to make sure she's safe and sound, after nodding, you lay back and relax..
