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It was a normal day, SMG4 was browsing the internet until a letter slipped through the door.
SMG4: What's this?
He gets up and walks over to pick it up. Then, his eyes widen..
It was from Nintendo.
He quickly ran outside and into the garden to see Luigi watering his plants and Mario sitting around, until SMG4 came bursting through and picked up Mario.
Mario: WHA?!
SMG4: YEET!
He threw Mario into the wall and into the computer room. Alerting Skully.
Skully: WHOA!
He ducked under him.
Skully: What the..
SMG4: MOVE!
He shoved Skully out of the way. He picked up Mario and shoved him in the chest.
Mario: SMG4 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
He successfully closes the chest, then he hears a knock at the door. It opens up, revealing three lawyers, one of them was Funky Kong.
Skully: Oh Hey Funky-
A briefcase gets thrown into his face and at the wall.
Skully: Ow?..
Lawyer Kong: WHERE IS HE?!
Skully: W-where's who?! Why are you trespassing?!
Lawyer Kong: SILENCE YOU! I'M TALKING ABOUT HIM!
He points at Glitchy.
Skully: Well you don't need to be so impolite..
A lawyer throws a golf trophy at his head.
Skully: OW! STOP THROWING THINGS AT ME!
He ignored his request and goes to SMG4.
SMG4: P-please...don't please...
He reaches into his briefcase, about to pull out a paper, until Mario got himself free.
Mario: Ugh! Smelled like shit in there!
SMG4: NO MARIO! GET BACK IN THERE AND HIDE!
Skully: I think you're a little late for that-
SMG4 shuts him up with another golf trophy. Knocking him out.
Lawyer Kong: Mario! There you are! We've been looking everywhere for you!
Mario: Ah crap. Hey lawyer guy..
Lawyer Kong: It's been five years since we've made Mario Odessey and people have been getting pissed that there hasn't been a new Mario game since.
