You started off by slamming your fist against the table.
Y/N: 28 STAB WOUNDS?!?
You bang the table 3 more times loudly and snarl at the sofa, talking to air.
Y/N: DIDN'T WANNA GIVE HIM A CHANCE?!?
Meggy: Uhhh....
She whispered to Mario.
Meggy: What did you do?..
Mario: Mario only put a microwave on his head! Then he pissed himself!
Meggy facepalmed and Mario is then met with a table to the face.
Y/N: 2 8 S T A B W O U N D S ? !
Meggy: Y/N! Please calm down..
Y/N: Hello! My name is Y/N! Are you Hank?!
Meggy: Hank?- No! I'm Meggy! Your girlfriend!
Y/N: WHERE IS HANK?!?
Meggy: Who's Hank?!?
Y/N: MAH PAPA! WHERES MAH PAPA!??!!?
Beta: He went to the store to buy milk.
Y/N:...
Meggy: No...
Beta: Don't you fucking say it..
You grabbed Beta by the hood and shake him violently.
Y/N: 28 STAB WOUNDS?!? DIDN'T WANNA GIVE HIM A CHANCE?!?
Beta: FUCK OFF! IF I HEAR THAT SHIT AGAIN MY HEADS GONNA BLOW UP!
You threw him in the TV and run off to the store.
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Hank was seen, looking for milk.
Hank: Thank god, they have the right kind..
As he went to go check out, he notices you..
Hank:...Fuck.
Y/N: STAB WOUNDS?!? 28?! WANNA DIDN'T HIM CHANCE?!?
Hank: Shut the hell up! I'm tryna maintain my own sanity..but your annoying ass is fucking it up..
Y/N: Deviant Located.
Hank: Oh really? You sure you didn't locate it up your-
Y/N: STAB WOUNDS!
You slither out of the store and flew around the country. Driving a car at the speed of sound before running over an unfortunate old man, causing the car to tumble and cast aflame, then crashing into a hotel.
Charlie: O-O"
Y/N: 28-
(Y/N.exe has stopped working. Wanna reboot?)
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What ifs? - Two Peas in One Pod (Meggy x Male Reader) edition
FanfictionEver wondered if things went a different route? Well luckily your suggestions will be answered! Published May 22nd, 2022
